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A Doctor of philosophy...... or its just Poor Hair Developed......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, May 14, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    A PHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
    Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PHD friend.
    "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"
    The PHD man replies,
    "I see millions of stars."

    The ordinary man asks
    "What does that tell you?"
    The PHD guy ponders for a minute:
    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What does it tell you?"
    The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
    "Practically... .. it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".
     
  2. Kaka Mkubwa

    Kaka Mkubwa Senior Member

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    a PHD man was complicating
     
  3. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Its a Pure Head Damage (PhD)..ha ha
     
  4. Kaka Mkubwa

    Kaka Mkubwa Senior Member

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    kaaaaaaaazi kweli!
     
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!! Imekaa vizuri kweli!! ila wakisikia wenyewe watakutafuta wakutafune!
     
  6. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    PhD = Panda Hadi Darini
     
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    Kamuzu JF-Expert Member

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    Poor Hair Distribution.
     
  8. K

    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    No, it sound better this way: Permanent Head damage!
     
  9. Msongoru

    Msongoru JF-Expert Member

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    Weeeee! Peace Hope and Deliverance.
     
  10. Mutensa

    Mutensa JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli:
    unajua mtu akishasoma sana inafikia sehemu hata hiyo elimu inakuwa haimsaidiii.ukija kuangalia wengi ma phd holders huwa hawawezi kuishi vizuri na watu maana wenyewe kila kitu wanajiona ndo the best.
     
  11. Himawari

    Himawari JF-Expert Member

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    For sure...., ha ha haaaa!
     
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