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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION-Kwa Wanawake Mnao Bana Bana

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bramo, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

    And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

    And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

    And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
     
  2. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imekaa vizuri. I will do the same, lkn wapi nitampata mdada mwenye kuhitaji yote haya kwa ujumla wake
     
  3. Elia

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    ha ha haaaa, So she needed all the wife doesn't use! very funy.... she may take it all
     
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    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Mzinzi mkubwa wewe! Mtaliki mkeo uoe mwingine, usitafute viushauri vya kusupport tamaa yako ya ngono!
     
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    Nice one, you got me laughing hard here.
     
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    A food for thought hapo kwenye red.
     
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    Dina JF-Expert Member

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    Haa haa, ama umetupata! Wee haya wee.
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    na kweli, kama hawayatumii
    acha yakatumiwe kwingine
     
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    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Kwani we Dina we hauitumiagi ya Mumeo?
     
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    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Yah, the Man was willing to give all that his wife alikuwa haihitaj, so the Man alikuwa Sahihi
     
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    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Ebanaeeee!U made ma day!
     
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    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
    hahaaaaaaaaaaaa hii sehemu imenichekesha sana ina mana huyo wife hata haitumii kuendea haja ndogo jamani mana kauliza anything she does't use mume kiwembe kawaza huko down faster loh!
     
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    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    This is extremely cool,
     
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    NGUVUMOJA JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani na ww 'mywife' wako anakubaniaga? Kama jibu 'ndio' basi chunguza, pengine kuna 'limjamaa' analigawiaga nje ya 'my husband' wake!
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni hio ya m'me ndo wife haitumii tn ingawa na haki yake na pengine ana sababu maalu km alivokua na sababu kwa vengine vote mumewe alompa kwa upendo na akwa havitumii. So hio penis nayo mke aiku nyingi hajaitumia so husband akaona ampe anaehitaji. Upo mwaya?
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    mnnnnh hiii ya kichochezi zaidi naona
     
  17. mama D

    mama D JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaa
    ya ukweli kabisa haya maneno!
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Masihara haya jamani.......!!!
     
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    royna JF-Expert Member

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    dhambi ya uzinzi haina justification!was the bed being used also not uded by the wife?
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    somo hilo mkuu
     
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