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A Daddy's Phone Call

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **'Hello?'**

    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**


    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

    **After a brief pause,**


    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

    **'Oh yes I do, he comes when you are not home and **
    ** Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul **
    **and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**


    Brief Pause.




    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**




    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**



    **'I did it, Daddy.'**



    **'And what happened, honey?' **


    **'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on **
    ** and ran around screaming.**



    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**



    **'Oh my God!!! What about the Uncle Paul?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**



    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And dived into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean the pool.**



    **He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat... and I think he's dead.'**


    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****



    *****Even Longer Pause*****

    **Then Daddy says,**


    **'Swimming pool? ...........**


    **Is this 486-5731?'*


    **No, I think you have the wrong number........*​
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du ameua bila kukusudia!!
     
  3. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Just imagime ni wrong number
     
  4. PingPong

    PingPong JF-Expert Member

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    ndio maana yake, its wrong namba ila jamaa kama angepimwa bp by that time nadhani ingekuwa imempanda vibaya mno, duh......mambo ya mapenzi yanaweza kukufanya ujiue bure kabla hata haujafika home, kumbe nyumba uliyopiga simu ni nyingine,,,..,,,...
     
  5. Jayfour_King

    Jayfour_King JF-Expert Member

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    Hukumu ya wezi sio lazima itolewe mahakamani hata jamii wanaweza kuhukumu, hivyo ndivyo ilivyopata kutokea.

    Mwizi ni mwizi tu hata kama kapigiwa kura!
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    du jamaa huenda presha ilikuwa inapanda na kushuka, kabla ya kutulia
     
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