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A Cardiologist's Funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Jan 10, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

    Jan 10, 2011
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    This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral.
    A Cardiologist's Funeral
    A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
    funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge
    heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
    service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following
    the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
    heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

    At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When
    all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking
    of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.