A bussness man

[Konakali]

Judge atakuwa nani?
Maana mwamba ngoma ngozi huvutia kwake

Recommendations za kila mmoja mara baada ya mchezo hukadiria enjoyment level to each other. From there we can estimate the bill of each partner.

 

[Konakali]

mmmmmmmmmmmmh u like turning on heat eeeeeeeeeeeh?

Kwa kuwa tu ni mchana sasa, ingekuwa usiku hapo ningesema "imekaa vizuri".

 

[FirstLady1]

ohoo!

kwani vip binamu?

 

[drphone]

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price so he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
“Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note :
“Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady

hapo ngoma droo yani

 

[Regia Mtema]

Daa,hii tamu sana..nimeyapenda majibu ya mwanadada,she is very smart.

 

[Pearl]

thats how we are alwaz gal

Daa,hii tamu sana..nimeyapenda majibu ya mwanadada,she is very smart.

 

[Masaki]

Dear CLARA,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in love with you with effect
From 15th June 2007. The terms and conditions of our proposed affair shall be as follows:

You will be entitled to two outings a week;

I will be visiting your home not more than once a week;

Whenever I need you, I will either call or sms you;

You will serve a probationary period of three months at the end of which you will be promoted to a fiancee';

Subject to the satisfaction of my family, you may further be promoted from a fiancee' to a wife.

Under no circumstances shall you disclose our relationship to friends without the prior permission of the undersigned;

You will have to undergo a medical test;

Our friendship shall be governed by directives as issued by my parents from time to time;

This relationship can be terminated anytime by either party by informing
the other at least two weeks prior to termination;

In a very unlikely event that you become pregnant, a DNA test will be
Inevitable.

In the event you are in agreement with the conditions herein above, kindly sign the duplicate of this letter and return one original to me. Your signature will signify that you are in agreement with the conditions stated herein and our affair shall be deemed to have commenced on the date of signing this duplicate.

Yours deep in love,

Walter


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