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A blind man walks into a resturant

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, May 20, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

    "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

    A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

    Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

    Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

    "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

    The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli."

    Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.

    He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.

    As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

    The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!"
  2. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    LOL! very nice
  3. Mama Mdogo

    Mama Mdogo JF-Expert Member

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    Makubwa!!! Huyu kipofu ana memory file ya aroma za watu wote anaowafahamu!! Huyu kipofu hajatulia, anahitaji kupepewa. But what happened befits this cunning coule (Husband and Wife), mutamnusishaje maskini yarabi huyu kipofu wa watu mambo ya kwenye chupi!!
  4. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Those panties must have been really wet and untidy for a human to single out that scent!

    Now think about it, this guy picked the first item brought to him on the previous visits.... What are the chances he would turn this down?

  5. Ibambasi

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    Mamam mdogo punguza jazba mama.
  6. Mr. Miela

    Mr. Miela JF-Expert Member

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    Du noma kwelikweli! jamaa lazima ajue kuwa kipofu keshapitia mzigo wake!