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9 words women say and men never get it

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Donnie Charlie, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. Nothing means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) If you want to: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: When accompanied by a smile, then a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint, just enjoy the moment, however if the woman says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    kazi kweli kweli, huwa mara nyngi sipendi sana kwenda deep kwa women, coz i know bata ukimchambua sana..............
     
  3. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    so women are so dangerous
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    very tough to understand them
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Of course!!
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    To them,yes means no
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    and NO meanz YES
     
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    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nawasubiri waje wajibu hoja.
     
  9. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    WOMEN...
    Kant live with them,
    kant live without them..
    we just cope!
     
  10. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Mbaaaaaaaaali kule naski! Yaani nakumbuka wakti huo! Huooooooooooo yaani! Nilimdeti niliyempenda wakti huo! Hivi kweli unasubutu kusema hivo, yaaani ntamwambia mwalimu, mi staki bana! DUUUUUUUUUU nikashika mkono maaana nilisikia kwa braza mkubwa! Akanifata tuuuu. Kufika grees guest nikaanza zoezi la maandalizi! Eti kumaliza anauliza atarudije nyumbani lazima watamjua kua kachakachua ussue! From zea niakwa nadaiwa nataka tena!
     
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    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    if they remain silence ...means "its true".
     
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    Masiko W. M. Member

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    Life wihout a wife is not life, but, a wife is a knife to cut your life
     
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