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8 Stupid Sex Laws from Around the Country-US (Tanzania Tutaweza?)

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ronn M, May 11, 2012.

  1. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Sex is silly. It really is.
    Even sillier in light of how humankind has tried to repress its own sexuality since, well,

    pretty much the birth of civilization. America's been one of the worst offenders. Here are some dumb-ass sex

    laws, complete with the dumb-ass cities and states they're from.


    8. Colorado - In Colorado, it is against the law to kiss a sleeping woman.


    This is just trying to kill romanticism. What's wrong with wanting to kiss a sleeping woman? Stephen Tyler

    says nothing. And I, for one, agree wholeheartedly with Stephen Tyler.


    7. San Francisco, California - Prostitutes are not obliged to make change for bills larger than $50.


    Because really, you can't have prostitutes walking around with that kind of change. That would be disgraceful.


    Nevermind that prostitution isn't legal in San Francisco, but apparently if it was the women of the night (c)

    would be charging substantially less than $50, anyways.


    6. Connorsville, Wisconsin - No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a
    sexual orgasm.


    What kind of Yosemite Sam bullshit is going on in Connorsville Wisconsin?!


    Yelling "hot damn", branding your partner's ass, and calmly stroking your 2 foot mustache is all still allowed,

    by the way.


    It is kind of telling that the law's wording only prevents shooting off a gun while having sex with afemale

    partner. Male partners can, of course, shoot off as many mid-orgasm guns as they want, because a gun's pretty

    much a big, insecure phallic symbol anyways.


    5. No Sex In An Ambulance - Tremonton, Utah


    As punishment, charges are pressed against the woman and her name is printed in the local paper, ostensibly

    to shame her or just provide a much needed entertainment boost to the daily police blotter.


    BONUS EXTRA STUPID PUNCHLINE: Hey, think of the money they'd save on a siren!


    4. Massachusetts - At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presence of horses.


    You could have stopped after "rodeo clown," but this law didn't. Apparently the problem isn't the women

    having sex with rodeo clowns (and god bless them). the problem is that it's really going to spook the horses.

    Keep in mind that for a law to be this specific, something awful must have happened that resembled the exact

    scenario that the law presents.


    3. Willowdale, Oregon - No man may curse while having sex with his wife.


    Assuming that this law is referring to swearing and not magical curses, this is an odd one. It's apparent that at

    some point in the hamlet of Willowdale, an impressionable person passed outside of a window and heard some

    foul language, which he or she then repeated at town hall during the annual potluck. That is what I am

    picturing, anyways.


    2. Florida - Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


    The fact that this law had to be made scares the living hell out of me. Also, this is really stepping on Darwin's

    toes--if someone really wants to have sex with a porcupine, by God that's nature's way of saying that your

    genitals need to be mutilated, for the good of the land. Nature is a cruel temptress. I am sorry for this.


    1. Utah - Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to
    imprisonment.


    So pretty much everyone in Utah should be in jail.


    Actually, in that light, this one doesn't sound so bad...


    You can find more sex laws at Weird Sex Laws.com.
     
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    6 is mwah!
     
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    Utulivu muhimu, right?
     
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    Utulivu hasaaaa

    tena wangesema hutakiwi hata kuguna ili asiwarushe stimu lol

     
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    je, namba moja sio mwa? Kongosho
     
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    Namba one inaonesha tz yote ni jela tayari hakuna haja ya kujenga.
     
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    Kuonesha msisitizo wangesema hakuna kushika kablackberry, tochiberry wala ka galaxy tab

    kuanzia pale foreplay inapoanza mpaka mnapoamka baada ya kupiliza kwenye kausingizi
     
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    We 've seen this thread before here at JF!
     
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    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo unaweza hata usiwapate hao majaji wakuamua hizo kesi! Maana unakuta wao na

    waliowateua nao wamo! lol!
     
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    All in Mississippi:

    It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

    It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.

    It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. (Sijui wabongo wangapi wanachomoka

    hapa)


    Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of

    10 years and $10,000.

    What is unnatural intercourse? Anal and oral?
     
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    oh, owkey, thanks for info. . . .
     
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    nilikuwepo!
     
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    hehehe
     
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    na sheria zote hizi za ajabu,bado watu wanafanya madudu-wangekataza na zile za mbwa
     
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    Mwanadamu utamweza?
     
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