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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vivian, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me."
    Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?"
    "Nonsense," said the wife. "You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
    The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You’re right, you know."
     
  2. Asprin

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    Ngoja niisome tena.

    Mi mbado kuelewa asee!
     
  3. Mtalingolo

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    Lugha tatizo nini??
     
  4. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Nimezaliwa na kukulia Tanzania, yawezekana.
     
  5. bombu

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    tehe tehe..babu kazidiwa ujanja. Usisomee kitandani shuka kama mwenzio alivyofanya ndo utaelewa vizuri.
     
  6. Viol

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    teh te teh teh hii kali...
    ebu cheki na hii

    Mr Bean went to Court
    Judge: Order! Order!
    Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
    Judge: Shut Up!!!!
    Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
     
  7. Bushbaby

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    mkuu umefunika........nice one!! ila Vivian atakumind umedandia "uzi" wake
     
  8. DEVINE

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    Uleviii noomaa.
     
  9. Rejao

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    Mmmmh..lol
     
  10. Terrire

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    Huyo msela ***** kweli! Siange funua shuka lote...............
     
  11. Terrire

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    We mkareeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. figganigga

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    pombe noma.mia
     
  13. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa ndo nimeelewa......khaa!
     
  14. Bushbaby

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    Mkuu si walikuwa watu watatu kitandani? jamaa alivyohesabu miguu akakuta ipo sita (yaelekea siku hiyo hakulewa sana) akamuuliza mke wake mbona kuna miguu sita? ili kuua noma wife akamwambia wewe umelewa...hebu shuka chini halafu uhesabu tena...jamaa akahesabu akakuta ipo minne akaridhika bila kujua ya kwake haipo pale.....
     
  15. Mvaa Tai

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    Umeelewa? yaani mmewe aliposhuka kitandani ilibakia miguu minne yaani ya mwizi wa penzi na mkewe.
     
  16. ntamaholo

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    MR. Bean, namkubali sana
     
  17. Kombo

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    Duh! Huyo ndo mlevi banaa..!!
    Iko pouwa sana hiyo joke, Thanks.
     
  18. ndetichia

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    ndio title yake inafaa ita umwambie vivian
     
  19. ndetichia

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    thank you ex plz back to topic



    ila kali hiyo..
     
  20. Viol

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    ok mkuu nimekusoma
     
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