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4th Marriage

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ndallo, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.

    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

    After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    (wait for it)
    She smiled and explained, "I married

    one for the money,
    two for the show,
    three to get ready,
    and four to go."

  2. fazaa

    fazaa JF-Expert Member

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    She's a very smart :cool2:
  3. chavka

    chavka Senior Member

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    i like her
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh, hawa ndo mabibi du!
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Hahah....kila stage na msaidizi wake!
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    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    he he he hivi vibibi vya siku hizi havijatulia kabisa.kuna kapicha niliona bibi akitambulisha wajukuu zake kwa kibibi mwenzake akamwambia and these are my grand children,lmfao,wtf and lol
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    charndams JF-Expert Member

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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Naulizia jinsi ya kufanya supplementary. If I do a breast uplift and a tummy tuck I can look twenty and marry a mzungu (for the money), then a politician (for the show) then become a lesbian ready. Wa mwisho bado sijaamua, maybe Invisible for the JF company...
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    Mamushka JF-Expert Member

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    Haa haaa kumbe kuna ma bibi du, na mababu men wapo?