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40 Things a Man Must Know About Life, Love and Women

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  1. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp][/FONT][FONT=&amp] By Gillis Triplett[/FONT]
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    Smart men understand that they must be prepared for life, love and women. These 40 nuggets of wisdom provide you with the necessary information you'll need to live and enjoy life to the fullest. Share these vital insights with every man you know. They will forever thank you!
    "If I'm not who you say I am then you are not who you think you are."

    1. Bad decisions have ruined many a man's life. You can avoid heart piercing regret by thinking things through before you act.

    2. A fundamental understanding of the female psyche is a must for all men – this information will save you much heartache and pain.

    3. Unfortunately, the world is filled with females who will dash your dreams and ruin your life. Therefore choose your mate wisely.

    4. No matter what it looks like, in the end you will always reap what sow. Always!

    5. Learn the difference between true love and pure lust as early in life as possible. This crucial info will help you avoid sex traps.

    6. If a woman walks out of your life, LET HER GO!

    7. We live in a different day: economically, globally, politically and socially. How things are today are not like they were ten or twenty years ago. Don't live based on yesterday's information. Know your history, but live in the future.

    8. Many females harbor anger and malice against the entire male gender. They seek out vengeance by putting nice men through the: divorce, domestic violence, family and child support courts. Learn how to recognize these females lest you become the next recipient of their cunning unforgiving wrath – Exclamation point!

    9. Be chivalrous in victory and gracious in defeat.

    10. Don't allow negative people to creep into your life. They thrive on stunting the growth of others with their fatalistic pessimism. You have too much to live for, stay away from their negativity!

    11. Learn how to hear and know God's voice. He's a great conversationalist and His wisdom will astound you.

    12. It is better to have a broken engagement, than to go from one flesh to torn flesh.

    13. Be quick to hear and slow to speak; know when to talk and when to listen. Obey these laws and you will go far in life.

    14. It's the law of nature; the alpha male always gets the girl. Don't whine about it. Stand up, girt your loins like a man and become an alpha male!

    15. Never make friends with an angry woman, NEVER!

    16. Become intimately familiar with first and greatest Commandment of all Commandments.

    17. Every female who claims to believe in God IS NOT telling the truth! Know how to discern the difference or you will pay dearly.

    18. Sex is not a sport and females are not trophies. Treat the opposite sex with respect and honor – your life will be blessed!

    19. If a she lies to you once, shame on her, if she lies to you twice, shame on you. A third time and you are a glutton for punishment.

    20. If you hate your job, find another one and then resign.

    21. Learn how to bounce back from setbacks, failures and losses.

    22. Condoms do not constitute "Safe sex." They never have and they never will.

    23. Don't tell a woman you love her unless you truly mean it.

    24. Learn how to pray to get results.

    25. Know how to respond properly when people treat you bad.

    26. Never put your trust in an untrustworthy woman, NEVER!

    27. You control your destiny. Do it with the utmost planning, execution and passion.

    28. You cannot change people, SO STOP TRYING!

    29. If you are unhappy with your life, don't complain, change it!

    30. If you don't know the fundamentals of acquiring and maintaining wealth – stop what you're doing and LEARN THEM NOW!

    31. Know how to respond when people let you down.

    32. Sin is pleasurable for a season, but when that season is over, know this for a certainty; you are going to pay dearly!

    33. Right or wrong, true or false, good or bad, people are always going to have opinions about you. Don't be moved by their words.

    34. All real men know how to walk away and save face. It's a clear sign that they have reached true manhood

    35. Know the art of communication frontward and backwards; it becomes a valuable commodity in love and marriage.

    36. Don't play games with a female's emotions or feelings. You could damage her psyche for life and some other man will pay dearly for your indiscretions

    37. Women who swear and use curse words make for abrasive and contentious spouses. Don't date or marry them, just walk away.

    38. When times get tough and pressure becomes unbearable, remember this irrefutable truth… storms NEVER last forever.

    39. There are certain things in life that you cannot change, accept that truth and STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THEM!

    40.0 If you don't believe in God, heaven or hell, you better be right! [/FONT]
     
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    Ki_inglish wengine ndio tatizo,..ngoja ntarudi na kamusi.
     
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    asante consi
    za siku? Umepotea hadi nimesahau anthropology.
     
  4. Michelle

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    9. There are certain things in life that you cannot change, accept that truth and STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THEM!

    [FONT=&amp]33. Right or wrong, true or false, good or bad, people are always going to have opinions about you. Don't be moved by their words.[/FONT]
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    27. You control your destiny. Do it with the utmost planning, execution and passion.[/FONT]

    Thank you for the above statements...encouraging!
     
  5. The Boss

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    dah.........asante saana
    asante
     
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    14,33,34,38
     
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    14? that is a stupid statment!
    ila 38 nimeipenda.
     
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    Acha hizo sisy,respect mawazo ya The Boss bwana....wanaume utawaweza...ego boosting statements...lol
     
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    Hellow infii members! This is for u! I love the 'dearly' part,lol!
    32. Sin is pleasurable for a season, but when that season is over, know this for a certainty; you are going to pay dearly!
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    25 inawahusu watu wote wa jf wanaokula ban, its not about 'them', its about YOU my friend. Its all about how you respond to pressure!! Kama ulishawahi ona invisible ama mwanakijiji anavyo-respond to abusive posts, that constitutes who and where they are!

    34 how to save ur face! Very important. Just a small laugh and a smile might save you from a big, BIG embarrassment!

    37 is for all the ladies, the pretty gorgeous beauties of jf. Watch out! Turn around the clock and that miracle man might show up at ur door step,lol!
     
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    sio stupid mbona?
     
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    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry, sio stupid. It just looks like that to ME
     
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    Ni FACT aisee....lol
     
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    That's my girl....that's called simple diplomacy....lol
     
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    wewe unataka mwanaume wa kulia lia akishindwa?
    au wa kuinuka na ku fight au kuondoka?
     
  16. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha, nimechekaje!
     
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    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Inategemea analilia nini, kama analilia pipi na mimi sitaki kumpa,aki-fight si naweza mfungulia mashtaka?....lol

    Binafsi napenda mwanaume strong ila akilia kwa sababu zinazoeleweka,nitamuelewa, na heshima yake itabaki palepale!
     
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    almost like unasema unakubali hiyo no 14
     
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    Lol, unajua utu uzima dawa....sometimes,kuna vitu unavi-observe badala ya kukasirika unacheka tu....Women who swear and use curse words make for abrasive and contentious spouses. Don't date or marry them, just walk away.....lol
     
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    Lol, almost.....! :poa
     
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