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30 Things guys should know about girls!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Zinduna, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. Zinduna

    Zinduna JF-Expert Member

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    1. Clean your room before we come over.

    2. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

    3.
    Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.


    4. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

    5. Eye contact is key.

    6. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

    7. Laugh at our jokes.

    8. Do not start with us. You will not win.

    9. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

    10. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

    11. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

    12. We love surprises!

    13. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

    14. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

    15. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. Do not Smoke at all.

    16. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

    17. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

    18. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

    19. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

    20. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

    21. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

    22. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.

    23. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

    24. Don't say you understand when you don't.

    25. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

    26. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

    27. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.

    28. We are beautiful at all times.

    29. If we cry or you see that something´s wrong, you don´t really HAVE to know what´s wrong to comfort us. A hug might be the clue.

    30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
     
  2. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    And what we need from you .........just be sure
     
  3. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Zinduka hii ni Copy and Paste au?


    Mie napita tu hapa mpendwa!
     
  4. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Sl pita na uache ujumbe
    Nimemuuliza na sisi tunataka tufahamu nini kutoka kwenu
     
  5. u

    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    One thing ladies need to know about men -for heavens sake just show up naked.
     
  6. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    haswaaa lol
     
  7. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    babu! byma yangu ya mbavu ilikwisha majuzi. would you stop that mpaka niirenew?
     
  8. Puppy

    Puppy JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa style hii si bora tu mtuambie sisi maboyfriend zenu kuwa cheo kimegeuka from Boyfriend To Pesronal Assistant
     
  9. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo namba 23 ......Really? Ni hivyo?
     
  10. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    I don't think many guys would read all of those.
     
  11. IGWE

    IGWE JF-Expert Member

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    Especially of my kind,.....
     
  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    nnacho taka ni kimoja tu say "YES" .......................
     
  13. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha!!! You know exactly what my answer would be...
     
  14. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    I'm guessing you gonna say "NO" .........
     
  15. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Oooh!! Come one since when, you know me better....lol...i would say NO to number 23.
     
  16. kopuko

    kopuko Senior Member

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    kwenye maneno meusi,,,thats the big mistake you gals always do,to tell those you kol best friends everythng about us,,,ndo mana inakula kwenu daily
     
  17. B

    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Kumfungulia mlango,kumuandalia kiti,kumpigia sim,kumtext,duh!
     
  18. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    aiseee umeniua kinyamaaaa...sie hatuna list ndeeeeefu, jus 1 thng n dats it....
     
  19. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Uko sahii kbs mamito,hayo ndio mapnz bwana kuvuana nguo ni sehemu tu ya mojawapo!
     
  20. Gold Addict

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    ukweli mtupu..
     
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