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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BOLT, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. BOLT

    BOLT Member

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    Kuna walevi wa 3 wamelewa wakakodisha taxi mwenye taxi alipowaona
    wamelewa sana akawasha gari halafu akazima akawajibu tayari tumefika
    wa kwanza akatoa hela

    wa pili ...akasema thank u
    wa tatu: akampiga kibao akamwambia: Eboo siku nyingine usiwe unaendesha gari kwa kasi hivi utakuja
    kutuuwa.




    KiJANA WA KIHINDI BAADA YA TUITION YA KISWAHILI,ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:
    1)Mfa maji?...tampa life jacket.
    2)Mwenda pole?...tachelewa fika.
    3)Usipoziba ufa?...mizi taona mpaka dani.
    4)Usilolijua?...uliza
    google.com.
    5)Mbio za utelezini?...chafua guo yako.
    6)Ukipenda boga?...ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
    7)Ukiona vinaelea?...iko nyepesi hiyo.
    8)Maji yakimwagika?...mambie dada ta-deki.
    9)Chelewa chelewa?...takosa guo ya sikukuu.....baiya
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! Mbavu zangu mie.
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!!
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Usihofu mbavu spea zipo.
     
  5. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    nitumie aisee maana nilizonazo zishaweka ufa.
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    bakisha na cha kesho.
     
  7. s

    sitta6 New Member

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    aauchh!,fascinating joke!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ngoja nifanye utaratibu....
     
  9. Lady N

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    :teeth:
     
  10. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Sawa narudi jukwaa la siasa, kule hakuna kucheka ni serious muda wote!
     
  11. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA...:lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  13. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha!!! we bana iko neno mingi bana, ''akunyimaye kunde, tanyima yeye dengu...tehe tehe!!!
     
  14. Kiherehere

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    ya tax dereva imekaa poa mno... nitaitumia siku za usoni
     
  15. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    piga lapa hadi loliondo bibie
     
  16. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haha!
    Babu anarepair mbavu eeh?
     
  17. Washawasha

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    hahahahahahaha huyu ana speed kali sana,safi sana dereva
     
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