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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CUTE, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    mzee mmoja alikuwa amekaa kitandani anasoma kitabu mkewe akawa amelala chali pembeni yake mara mzee akaingiza kidole ukeni mama akauliza mze vipi nikupe mzee amaksema hapana naloanisha kidole nifungue ukurasa mwingine
     
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    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alifumaniwa na mke wa watu akatoka mbio hadi kwa mkewe uchi alipofika akaulizwa na mkewe kulikoni akasema majambazi wamenivamia wamenipora hadi nguo mkewe akamwambia kweli hao majambazi wakorofi wamekuvisha hadi kondom walitaka uwafanyeje
     
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    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaa
    Chezeya jambazi ambalo ni certified David cameroon wewe!!!
     
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    duh.mzee ni nomah
     
  5. ngulinho

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    dah! hii kali
     
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupa tena na hii ! Jamaa baada ya kufumaniwa alibahatika kutoka na shati mbio hadi kwake alipofika tuu mkewe:utakuwa umefumaniwa mamawee,mume :yaani mke wangu badala ya kumshukuru mungu kwa kunikuta mzima majambazi yamevamia baa na kuua mi nimenusurika ,mke maskini kwa hiyo wakakupa na alama ya lipstic kwenye shati
     
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    huyo mzee kwere asee!
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Eeehh!! nimefumba macho.
     
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    kwikwikwikwi cute ur not serious
     
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