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2 women in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Binti Maringo, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Binti Maringo

    Binti Maringo JF-Expert Member

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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

    PRICELESS!
     
  2. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Sina mbavu!
     
  3. WomanOfSubstance

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    OMG!
    Binti Maringo.... sikuwezi! LOL!
     
  4. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Binti Maringo apo umeua bendi lol
     
  5. Binti Maringo

    Binti Maringo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha WOS my sistah wee acha tuu!...yaani hapo sijui zilitokea ngumi sasa?..maana aliyemsababishia heart attack ndiyo huyo wamekutana kuzimu...


    Kaizer! ....honey usiwe na shaka!....
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du hii kali.
     
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