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2 Things

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rural Swagga, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    1: In this life we live, there are two things involved, Its either you are a man or you are a woman,

    2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved,

    3: Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military, If you are a civilian, you are safe, But, if you are in the military, there are two things involved,

    4: lts either you are in the office or you are at the war front, If you are in the office, you are safe, But if you are at the war front, there are two things involved,

    5: Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you. If you kill somebody, you are safe, But if somebody kills you, there are two things involved,

    6: Its either you are buried or your body becomes manure, If you are buried, you are safe, But if your body becomes manure, there are two things involved

    7: Its either you can be used as manure for flowers or manure for trees, If you are used as manure for flowers, you are safe, But if you are used as manure for trees, there are two things involved,

    8: Its either you are used to make furniture or to make tissue paper, If you are used to make furniture, you are safe, But if you are used to make tissue paper, there are two things involved,

    9: Its either you are used by man or you are used by a woman, If you are used by a man, you are safe, But if you are used by a woman, there are two things involved,

    10: Its either she may use you from the back or she may use you from the front, If she uses you from the back, you are safe, But if she uses you from the front, there are two things involved,

    11: Its either you contact gonorrhoeae or you can contact HIV, If you contact gonorrhoeae, you are safe, But if you contact HIV, there is only one thing involved 'you'll die'
     
  2. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Yaukwel ila kama umecopy kwenye nanihii ya kinaigelia hv
     
  3. S

    SHINENI Member

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    niliwahi kuiona jamaa mmoja toka nigeria commedian,safi sana lakini
     
  4. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    how iz ya compound?
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one...Niliiona pia kwa jamaa wa comedy wa Nigeria, wale watu wako makini sana, huwezi kuwafananisha na Joti na Mpoki or whatever Masanja!...
    Ni professionals wa ukweli|!
     
  6. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    There are 2 things involved..... its either..... or.......safe.....
     
  7. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    anaitwa basket mouth
     
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    Baruhongerachi Member

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    Hata sijui nisemeje kuhusu hilo
     
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    johnindar Member

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    :msela:
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    AND WHEN YOU DIE THERE TWO THING EITHER YOU GO HELL:A S-devil4: OR HEAVEN
     
  11. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    amekopi ndio ila mkaushie. Usitangaze.
     
  12. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha,Husninyo hujatulia wewe
     
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