Rural Swagga
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- Nov 25, 2010
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1: In this life we live, there are two things involved, Its either you are a man or you are a woman,
2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved,
3: Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military, If you are a civilian, you are safe, But, if you are in the military, there are two things involved,
4: lts either you are in the office or you are at the war front, If you are in the office, you are safe, But if you are at the war front, there are two things involved,
5: Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you. If you kill somebody, you are safe, But if somebody kills you, there are two things involved,
6: Its either you are buried or your body becomes manure, If you are buried, you are safe, But if your body becomes manure, there are two things involved
7: Its either you can be used as manure for flowers or manure for trees, If you are used as manure for flowers, you are safe, But if you are used as manure for trees, there are two things involved,
8: Its either you are used to make furniture or to make tissue paper, If you are used to make furniture, you are safe, But if you are used to make tissue paper, there are two things involved,
9: Its either you are used by man or you are used by a woman, If you are used by a man, you are safe, But if you are used by a woman, there are two things involved,
10: Its either she may use you from the back or she may use you from the front, If she uses you from the back, you are safe, But if she uses you from the front, there are two things involved,
11: Its either you contact gonorrhoeae or you can contact HIV, If you contact gonorrhoeae, you are safe, But if you contact HIV, there is only one thing involved 'you'll die'
2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved,
3: Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military, If you are a civilian, you are safe, But, if you are in the military, there are two things involved,
4: lts either you are in the office or you are at the war front, If you are in the office, you are safe, But if you are at the war front, there are two things involved,
5: Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you. If you kill somebody, you are safe, But if somebody kills you, there are two things involved,
6: Its either you are buried or your body becomes manure, If you are buried, you are safe, But if your body becomes manure, there are two things involved
7: Its either you can be used as manure for flowers or manure for trees, If you are used as manure for flowers, you are safe, But if you are used as manure for trees, there are two things involved,
8: Its either you are used to make furniture or to make tissue paper, If you are used to make furniture, you are safe, But if you are used to make tissue paper, there are two things involved,
9: Its either you are used by man or you are used by a woman, If you are used by a man, you are safe, But if you are used by a woman, there are two things involved,
10: Its either she may use you from the back or she may use you from the front, If she uses you from the back, you are safe, But if she uses you from the front, there are two things involved,
11: Its either you contact gonorrhoeae or you can contact HIV, If you contact gonorrhoeae, you are safe, But if you contact HIV, there is only one thing involved 'you'll die'
