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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Eiyer, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Hii story inachekesha flan hivi!Ndo maana nimekosa "heading".Unaweza kuwa umeshakutana nayo!Huyu mwizi aliia kwenye nyumba kwa lengo la kuiba,alipokua kwenye korido akielekea chumbani akasikia wanawake wawili mmoja akasema"hii dawa kiboko dada shemeji hachukui raundi,na utajihakikishia mali zote za shem akishakufa leoleo".Mwizi ikabidi achungulie akamuona mwanamke ambae alionekana ndo mke akiweka hiyo dawa kwenye chakula kilichokua kwenye sahani.Mwizi akaenda chumba kinachofuata ili akaibe.Akaingia alipotaka kubeba mlango ukaguswa ili ufunguliwe,akajificha nyuma ya friji,akaingia baba mwenye nyumba akakaa mara chakula kikaletwa na mkewe,akamwambia "jamani mume wangu nimekupikia pilau najua unapenda sana,kula tukalale mapema kwani nina ham na wewe"jamaa akanawa ili ale ile amemaliza kunawa kachukua chakula apeleke mdomoni yule mwizi akakurupuka kutoka nyuma ya friji akasema"braza ukila tu umekufa,nimemwona mkeo akiweka sumu ili ufe arithi mali,mimi nimekuja humu kuiba lakini kitendo hiki kimenifanya niwe na huruma nawe,kama unabisha mwambie ale hata kidogo"jamaa akamwangali mkewe akamwambia hebu kula,mke aligoma kabisa,jamaa akamrushia paka finyango ya nyama akala akafa baada ya dakika 2,jamaa akamwambia mwizi "chukua kinakufaa humu uende mana umeokoa maisha yangu",mwizi akachukua Tv akachapa lapa!
     
  2. DULLAH B.

    DULLAH B. JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo story ni kweli?
     
  3. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    hadith hii inatufundisha nini
     
  4. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Alieniambia alisema ni kweli!Siwezi kuthibitisha kama alinidanganya ama la.Cha msingi angalia kama kuna elimu hapo!
     
  5. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    BW,irudie tena kama hujapata cha kuchukua hapo!
     
  6. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    ingekuwa mimi ndo nimeokolewa na mwizi namwambia mwizi chukua na huyu mke simtaki tena.
     
  7. O

    Obinna Senior Member

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    TV tuu? kweli mwizi mwizi tu!
     
  8. kichomi

    kichomi JF-Expert Member

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    Wezi nao wanachembe ya ubinadam.
     
  9. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Ila huyu mwizi ni kiboko!
     
  10. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hii story mie ndiye niliyeitunga.Nalog off
     
  11. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    inatufundisha tuwasaidie wezi.Nalog off
     
  12. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    TV ni bonge la deal uswahilini kwetu.Nalog off
     
  13. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Ujumbe wake:

    1. Usifanye mambo ukiwa na imani kuwa upo peke yako. Dhambi haifichiki.

    2. Hauwezi kufa kabla ya siku zako kutimia.

    3. Hata wezi huwa wana huruma.
     
  14. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mkuu umekosaje heading?
    si ungesema tu mwizi na tv?mia
     
  15. PROF. ENG

    PROF. ENG Senior Member

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    Dah! huyo mwizi hajaelimika. T
     
  16. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    mwizi bado mtoto.
     
  17. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Bora Mzee umewasaidia wenye vichwa vigumu!
     
  18. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    chai. . . . .
     
  19. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hii "mwizi akachukua tv, akachapa lapa" ila kweli huyo mwizi ana huruma kwa roho nyingine, umasikini tu ndo umemfanya awe mwizi..!
     
  20. Sabry001

    Sabry001 JF-Expert Member

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    siamini haka kamuzee kama kuna wakati kanawaza right! Leo lazma kuna hacker anatumia akaunt au wamehak kakichwa kako bhana!
     
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