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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae chini nikupe chakula ule kwanza?''kifo akajibu apewe huo msosi.Kijana akampa chakula ambayo amechanganyia na dawa za usingizi,kifo alipokula akajikuta amelala,kijana akachukua karatasi yenye majina na kulifuta jina lako mwanzoni na kuliweka mwisho...kifo alipoamka akamwambia kijana,''kwa ukarimu ulionifanyia nitaanza na mtu wa mwisho kwenye list kuja juu''.. mh kijana akaanza kujikojolea.
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ya birthday ya binti yangu nilimnunulia IPHONE,alifurahi sana.
    Siku ya birthday yangu mke alininunulia IPOD nikaona poa tu.
    Siku ya birthday ya mke wangu nikamnunulia IRON,mara nashangaa ile namkabidi zawadi akanitandika na kiti mpaka nikazimia,sasa hapo tatizo nini?
     
  3. Donnie Charlie

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    :hatari: Duh! kweli kifo hakikimbiwi! :hatari:
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Maua:mi nimefana na mimea
    Parachichi:mi nimefanana na ubongo wa mtu.
    Uyoga:mi nimefanana na mamvuli
    Ndizi:Oya ebu acheni hiyo mada,mnadhani mi nimefananaje.
     
  5. Viol

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    Mme:mke wangu hivi nikishinda shilingi bilioni 1 kwenye shindano la Bingo utafanyaje
    Mke:aah utanipa nusu niende kwetu nikuache
    Mme:haya nimeshinda sh 1000 chukua nusu nenda kwenu nisikuone.
     
  6. Husninyo

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    Hahahahahahaha! Mimi penda hiyo.
     
  7. AMINATA 9

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day boy
     
  8. Viol

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  9. Mr Rocky

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    duh mkuu spea ya mbavu hakuna
     
  10. Washawasha

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    kifo ooh kifo,kifo hakina huruma.nalog off
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Husninyo we jina lako nikiliona tu dah moyo unadunda.
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh nalog off
     
  13. Viol

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    dah mkuu usikukute,kimya kingi sana mkuu
     
  14. Mr Rocky

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    mkuu nipo ndugu yangu
    mambo yako poa
    leo nimekuja kutembelea humu bana
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    dah mkuu mi huwa naingia mida ya usiku ila makaratasi yananifanya niwe bize kupitiliza
     
  16. Mr Rocky

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    Pambana mkuu maana najua ndilo lililokupeleka huko
     
  17. Viol

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    kweli mkuu si unajua tena lazima utafute unga wa watoto,nikiharibu dah ni mazima
     
  18. Mr Rocky

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    Na utachekwa sana ukiharibu na wala hakuna atakayekuhurumia
     
  19. Viol

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    dah kweli mkuu,nchi yenyewe imeuzwa
     
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