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18 things to teach your sons about women

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by BAK, Sep 23, 2009.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    By Annika Harris
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    (The Frisky) -- We know an awful lot about women and how to treat and please 'em, so we plan to pass that knowledge down to our sons.
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    Young men should be taught to find out his girlfriend's favorite flower.

    We hope to rid the male sex of all the things that make us rant by raising boys with balanced male and female perspectives. Here are the 18 things we'll teach them.
    1. Pick your battles.
    2. Walk on the outside (closer to the street) of your female companion.
    3. Saying "You're being crazy" is never an appropriate response, unless you want her to go postal on you. The Frisky: How to keep the crazy at bay
    4. Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of kids are things men can actually do as well as women.
    5. Keep backup supplies of quality chocolate in the house for her to raid.
    6. Buying tampons and other feminine products shouldn't embarrass you --everyone knows they're not for you.
    7. Women like compliments and gifts. The Frisky: Is chivalry sexist?
    8. Earning less than her shouldn't be emasculating. The Frisky: Why marrying for money isn't a totally bad idea
    9. Be on time, even if she usually isn't.
    10. Don't be a pouty puppy when shopping with her.
    11. Find out what her favorite flower is. The Frisky: 5 easy chivalrous moves to get the girl
    12. If you like her, then don't buy her shoes; it's bad luck.
    13. Smiling and nodding aren't the same as listening.
    14. It's OK to cry in front of her, but keep the blubbering to a minimum.
    15. Personality goes a long way.
    16. At some point she'll be more important than your mother.
    17. You will never completely understand women.
    18. Oh yeah, and no woman will ever be good enough for my baby!
     
  2. Mbu

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    ...wosia kwa mtoto wa kiume ni; "treat your wife as how you wish(ed) your mum to be treated"
     
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    Mtu wa Kawaida JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!Sasa kuhusu kumegwa itakuaje hapo kama utatreat kama mama yako??
     
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    Hapa umeifanya cku yangu kuwa nzuri maana nimecheka ile mbaya.Hilo nadhani mhusika hakuliangalia au aliliweka kando_Otherwise ujumbe mzuri.
     
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    Always us 2 condoms at ago women are devils as your mum is!Masturbation will always satisfy you and keeps away from unnecessary expenses and STIs
     
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    Wewe sio mtu wa kawaida!
     
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    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...hiyo itakuwa; " ...kama mimi na mama yako, tumieni uzazi wa mpango!". :D
     
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    ...kwani nimeelewekaje bazee? sikuwa na maana am treat kama mama yake. Maana yangu, am-treat mwanamke wake kwa upendo na huruma (kama ambavyo angependa mama yake atendewe)

    Haya mawazo kwamba mwanamke yupo kwa ajili ya kumegwa yanarudisha nyuma maana ya mapenzi... :)
     
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    Any advice on the lines of using your own experience similarly is at best very licentious, so licentious as to be no advice at all.

    If you say "treat others as you would like them to treat you" to a sadist manic depressive who wishes to be murdered, are you telling him to murder people?

    If you tell some chauvinistic pig who abuses his mother- there are cases of sons who beat their mothers- that "treat your wife how you wish your mom to be treated" are you telling him to beat his wife too? Because that is his wish.

    So you have to come up with some bounding specifics that are better than these generalities for the advise to have any meaning, otherwise it is a wad of hogwash.
     
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    hapo inaweza kumaanisha, jifunze jinsi ya kucontrol tamaa zako..sijimegee megee to hovyo hovyo..subiri mpaka utakapomuoa
     
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    hii imetulia...
     
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    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...sasa mkubwa si bora hivyo kuliko (mwana) akafundwe na dunia?! ee bana?...

    hizo specifics boundings atakumbana na kudeal nazo jinsi mwenyewe atavyojichanganya huko uraiani, mzazi hawezi kuzi -foresee zote mkubwa..!
     
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    kaazi kwelikweli, sasa hayo ndio mambo ya Jandoni au mtandaoni
     
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