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18 fun facts about women

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by DJ BABU, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. DJ BABU

    DJ BABU JF-Expert Member

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    1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during love than men.

    2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

    3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

    4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

    5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

    6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

    7. love is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

    8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

    9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

    10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

    11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a
    few seconds, she is not fine.

    12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

    13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

    14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

    15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

    10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

    11. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

    12. Crying can be fun.

    13. FAT CLOTHES.

    14. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

    15. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

    16. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

    17. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

    18. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
     
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    Pokola JF-Expert Member

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    Aaah, man!!! You hav made my Sunday banaa!!! Haahaaaaaa!!
     
  3. DJ BABU

    DJ BABU JF-Expert Member

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    glad.....
     
  4. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Thats the only fact on the list......:laugh::laugh:
     
  5. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    DJ babu in da house..
    duuhh naona unawakilisha mkuu..lol
    90% agreed
    10% i dont know
     
  6. The Boss

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    some truth...
     
  7. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    duuhh kila niendapo nakutana na hii signature yako my dear ...
    naomba kuuliza ni kwa nini tu labda????

    THE FIRST THING WE DO,LETS KILL ALL THE LAWYERS.

    si lazima ujibu kama ni tu offensive dear..
     
  8. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha u are welcome my dear....

    huo ni msemo maarufu mno kuhusu wanasheria.....

    inategemeana na msimamo wako....

    asili ya msemo huo ni hadithi mojawapo ya hadithi za shakeaspeare..

    wanaotetea wanasheria wanasema ukitaka kudhulumu watu na uwe kiongozi dikteta basi uwauwe wanasheria wote kwanzza

    wanao waponda wanasheria wanasema,ukitaka kuongoza watu bila usumbufu,waue wanasheria wote kwanza

    kwa maana wanasheria ndio chanzo cha vurugu...umenipata?
     
  9. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahhaah lol
    duuhh asante mkuu
     
  10. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    How true!
     
  11. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    duh!
     
  12. Babu Lao

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    Is it not true????
     
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