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16 reasons why you must own a blackberry porsche

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by enhe, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. enhe

    enhe JF-Expert Member

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    (1)•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

    (2)•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket.

    (3)•If ugly pERson send U a request it no go enter.

    (4)•It can tell U which member of your family they do U.

    (5)•U can connect the Bluetooth to KPLC pole 2 get light.

    (6)•It can be used as bomb detectors.

    (7)•It can be used as mosquito coil.

    (8)•It Can serve as ATM machine.

    (9)•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via satellite.

    (10)•It vibrates if someone is lying...

    (11)•4real It can tell the real father of a child.

    (12)•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.

    (13)•It is accepted as dowry.

    (14)•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.

    (15)•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season.

    (16)•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
    <crazy stuff>
  2. terabojo

    terabojo JF-Expert Member

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    ...Trophies for Arsenal my foot!
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    At all but,Arsenal win the trophy!!
  4. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    In voda promotion it will be 30,000/=
  5. JS

    JS JF-Expert Member

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    One hell of an ugly phone and by the way kwenye website ya BB its not there...weird!!it shd be there as their latest release of smart phones