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100 kisses cost

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Toboamambo, Oct 12, 2008.

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    Toboamambo Member

    Oct 12, 2008
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    A letter has been sent from a husband :
    Dear Sweetheart :

    I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
    Your Loving Husband.
    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

    Dearest sweetheart,
    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

    Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
    Your Sweet Heart
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    that is some nice piece .. and the fastest way to get a man back to his senses
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Mpemba muuza duka aliekataa mabusu pekee na kudai zaidi hapo sasa patamu.
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kampatia