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10 Great Rules That Will Help You not to be rich

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mama, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. M

    Mama JF-Expert Member

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    1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry toget up?

    2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money,start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.

    3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

    4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”: How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?That is for people who never went to school.

    5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

    6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

    7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.

    8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,get one that is more expensive.

    9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.

    10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enoughto ensure they can not help you in your old age.

    If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above one dollar. Isn’t it nice to be the subject of concern of all those leaders and scholars?
     
  2. Kevo

    Kevo JF-Expert Member

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    1.You can keep on turning in bed while you have someone to run youur business and still you will get rich.
    2.The more you spend the more you earn it and learn more ways of earning money so you get rch.
    3.Why the hell in the world should you save while banks slash out the little you have and anyways when you save you wont earn it more.
    4.Have you ever actuelly seen a graduate do the things you call for uneducated?Mama please?
    5.Give me an example of a business that was started with a few shillings.
    6.They are always to be blamed you didint have to tell us mama.
    7.The more you spend the more you earn.
    8.That is the best of all coz you get noticed.Who knows you might turn up in a fashion magazine and even get an award for best dressed worker of the year.
    9.Second hand expensive cars are more durable.
    10.Do you expect to depend on your children in the future?you are a real bad mama.
     
  3. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    It is good to question everything the same way you just did Kevo.
    Now, if you can allow what you read from mama to sink-in, the advice given will be very beneficial to you.

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  4. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    10 GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE


    1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

    2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.


    3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

    4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”: How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production? That is for people who never went to
    school.


    5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

    6. Complain about
    everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.


    7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.

    8. Compete in dressing: Make
    sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, get one that is more expensive.


    9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.

    10.
    Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.

    If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from East or West, will spend al lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above one dollar. Isn’t it nice to be the subject of concern of all those leaders and scholars?
     
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