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10 feminist jokes about men

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    1. Why it is said "A dog is the man's best friend?"
    Because as animals, they understand each other.
    2. Why only 10% of the men go to heaven?
    Because more than that % they'll turn the heaven to hell.
    3. Why most men like cars and motors?
    Because are the only thing they can handle.
    4. Why men are like computer mouse?
    Because they function only when you press and drag them.
    5. Why men are like computers?
    Because they have memory but not brain.
    6. Why men aren't affected by cow disease?
    Because they're pigs.
    7. Men are like false notes; they pass from hand to hand till to the most idiot girl who remains with them.

    8. Why do women shut their eyes when the kiss?
    Because they don't want to see the stupid face of the man.

    9. In which month men are less stupid?
    In February, because there are 28/29 days.

    10. Why men get angry when feminists make jokes on them?
    Because the truth pains
     
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    hmmmmmmmmm...! I WE POTII..!!!!
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    why feminists like competing and joking men?
    because they wish they were men but they will never be.
     
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    heeeee nice joke
     
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    fact...........
     
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    Did men finger your ass ?
     
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    Asante sana MKUU!!!
     
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    Why do women marry in white dresses? Hellooo what's the colour of a freezer,washing machine,toaster and other kitchen appliances?
    -Why do women come out of the kitchen
    They dont have hand watches
    -Why do women fake orga*m
    Cause they think men care
    -Why do women cry so much
    They cant be men enough.
    -HERE IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF EM ALL
    Women are right.haha
    All women chilax it's all for laughs nothing serious.
     
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    namba 8 nimeipenda
     
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    Chal Senior Member

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    imetulia hii
     
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    A man and a woman were joking each other.
    MAN: Do you know why God created a woman?
    Because the Devil cant be everywhere.

    WOMAN: Do you know why God created man first then a woman, and why man became stupid and woman intelligent?
    Because the first experiment always fail.
     
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    namba 6 ni kweli kabisa....nimeipenda
     
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    Battle of the sexes, wow! The best thing is to embrace God's creation.

    A female friend asked me today, she said, "would you like to go to a grocery store with me? I smiled, then I said, "I know you're not asking... you're telling me", then she smiled and said, "there's only one answer to that". It's funny how we convey our messages differently but it's ol good.
     
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    Hey
    watch your mouth
    Naona umejifunza kitukana leo..
    sasa hapa si sehemu ya ku practice
    matesi yako..hili ni jukwaa la utani ..
    kama waona huu utani haukufai chapa mwendo
    usituchafulie jukwaa..
     
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    Dahhhh mie tano
    ndo kimenivutia zaidi
    mmmhhh
     
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    The Following User Says Thank You to MAMMAMIA For This Useful Post:

    afrodenzi (Today) ​
     
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    Hahahahahahahah lol
    ni kama vile umepigwa na shoti
    Nini tena Ivunga this is super useful poster
    hahahahahahahah lol
     
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    afro kumbe we mkali ivi ?
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Jamani
    Ivunga usinikimbie
    my dear .. mie sipendi
    Madharau tu.. ni bora mtu
    akuchape ngumi kuliko matusi
    Ya reja reja.. borea hata hawa wakoloni
    Wasinge tufundisha Lugha yao ni rahisi sana
    kuitumia kwenye matusi...
     
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    afroD hiyo ni kweli
    aliuliza tu swali
    nawe ukawa mkali
    japo sio kama pilipili
    nimeupenda huu ukali
    japo nilikuwa na morali
    ya kujua jibu la lile swali
    ok, nisikuudhi dada yangu
    wewe ni muhimu sana kwangu
    natumai ulienda kumwabudu Mungu
    japo sijui kama leo ni siku yako ya kuabudu

    hahhaha !!!!!AFro natumai weekend imeisha vema.
     
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