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10 Differences between Love and Marriage

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni

    Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni JF-Expert Member

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    10 Differences between Love and Marriage
    1. Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
    2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
    Marriage is a take home packet.
    3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
    4. Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
    5. Love is going to bed early.
    Marriage is going to sleep early.
    6. Love is a romantic drive.
    Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
    7. Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.
    8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
    9. Tv has no place in love.
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.
    10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.
    Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”
     
  2. snowhite

    snowhite JF-Expert Member

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    mi marriage yangu sio hiyo bana!
     
  3. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Ulikoitoa itakua walikua wanafanya stihizai!!
     
  4. Himidini

    Himidini JF-Expert Member

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    ^^
    Kuna ukweli hapa
    ^^
     
  5. Riwa

    Riwa JF-Expert Member

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    11. Love doesn't exist...Marriage is everywhere!
     
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    ng`wana ong`wa kulwa JF-Expert Member

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    Naona umeandika kwa mtazamo wa kimagharibi zaidi,tafsiri nafikiri inaweza tofautiana.
     
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    Mwanamume Senior Member

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    Mbona hii thread inanitisha? Ukizingatia nina uzi hapa ambao ninaomba ushauri ili nioe binti tusiyefahamiana, ila nimependa picha yake na tabia za dada yake.
     
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    Eti eeeh
     
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    tian JF-Expert Member

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    Nimependa huo mstari mwisho,
    Marriage Is An Eye Opener
     
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    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    love is the crime..! -- i am wanted!
     
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    Haya ngoja waje
     
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    roma mnazarety Member

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    Love do not depend on marriage
    But marriage depend on love
     
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    kipps Senior Member

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    me hiyo conclusion nimeikubali kwa kweli
     
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