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      ebu tusaidiane hapa...ingekuwa wewe hapo ungefanyaje?
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      Quote By nurbert
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      dah... Kaka hapo red mbona unataka kunchekesha... Kwan sehemu ya haja kubwa ya mamba ni pana sana...
      Sjaprove kisayans ila tetesi za huku kwetu ni kwamba ipo open
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      Quote By chief-mkwawa
      Sjaprove kisayans ila tetesi za huku kwetu ni kwamba ipo open
      ila nimepata ka ideaaaa ...
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      Default Re: ...INGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYAJE? toa mawzo yako....!

      Unamtemea mate nyoka halafu atazubaa akisha zubaa unamkamata unamtupia kwa simba hapo simba lazima atimue game over.But try at your own risk.
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      umeona eee! ndio shida yetu hiyo!
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      Wewe umetoa mawazo gani hapa?? wabongo bana... Nilitegemea utupe sasa mawazo yatakayotufanya tuendelee na kumjibu mtoa hoja kuwa ingekuwa ni wewe ungefanyaje lakini cha ajabu unaishia kushambulia mawazo ya wenzio bila kutoa alternatives.




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      Mi narukia nchi kavu kisha nachukua shoka na kupambana na simba.
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      MIMI SIMO! MIMI SIMO! IKO SIKU NA WEWE UTAKUWEMO!
      (I'M NOT CONCERNED! I'M NOT CONCERNED! ONE DAY YOU WILL BE CONCERNED!)

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      Quote By chief-mkwawa
      - unamtupa nyoka kwa simba kile kiwewe lazma mmoja wao akimbie na akiingia kwenye maji mamba kapata kitoweo.

      -unaangalia direction ya mto sisi wa kijijini tunajua sku zote mamba lazima apishane na maji. Maji yakishuka mamba anapanda so ukiruka sehemu maji yanaposhuka mamba hawezi kufata maji yataingia kwenye sehemu ya haja kubwa.
      Mkuu tatizo utatua ndani ya mdomo au midomo ya hao wajinga na sio ndani ya maji si unaona hapo walivyo-standbay.
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      Quote By jamiif

      ebu tusaidiane hapa...ingekuwa wewe hapo ungefanyaje?
      alikuwa anafanya nn kwenye mti unaokatwa ten akwenye tawi linalokatikatika na akijia mto una mamba na kuna simba huko atokako? muache tu afe..........

      ningekuwa mimi nisingejaribu kuchezea maisha yangu namna hii
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      Komaa na nyoka mtupe nchikavu ili apambane na sima wakati wewe ukisepa kama kipepe!
      ...btw, hili jukwaa la tech unachomoa simu na kuingia jf kuomba msaada zaidi! Lol
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      ningekubali siku zangu zimeisha. allah nipokee
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      "I am doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -Picaso
      "I trust everybody, it's the inside them that I don't trust." Stella (the Italian Job)

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      Mimi hapo ningevua nguo zote halafu nikarukia upande wa simba,simba lazima tu angekimbia kwa sababu angejiuliza na mshangao mh! mnyama gani ana mkia mbele, teh teh teh teh!
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      Me ningemuomba Mungu anigeuze niwe Mchina ili ni'deal na huyo nyoka kwa kumchoma mishkaki mingi sana then namwekea kachumbali halafu najitafunia nyama kwa raha zangu...Ahahahaha!!
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      Quote By MtotoSix
      alikuwa anafanya nn kwenye mti unaokatwa ten akwenye tawi linalokatikatika na akijia mto una mamba na kuna simba huko atokako? muache tu afe..........

      ningekuwa mimi nisingejaribu kuchezea maisha yangu namna hii
      Alikuwa anakata mti, mara akatokea simba, jamaa akaamua kupanda mtini ili kujinusuru, akiwa mtini akatokea dada sneki ikabidi adandedande na tawi, mara tawi lika kreki...daaaaa, mamba wakaona msosi laiiini unateremshwa kwao na muumba!lol
      If you love something, set it free; if it comes back.....its yours,...
      if it doesn't.......hunt it down and
      kill it!

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      Yaa hapo hamna mgomo!!Lazima ujisalimishe tu!Naona mzee whitehouse chini yamti,Geshi lamaji standby,nawakurugenzi wahalimashauri on action!Kazi kwa Mkoba!!

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      Quote By jamiif
      haya, mfano ukafanikiwa kumwaga nyoka majini, na huyo simba anayekungoja hapo chini inakuwaje?utata!
      sio simba tu, bali hata mti wenyewe unakaribia kuanguaka, upepo mkali tu ujue mti chini!!!
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      Katika hali ya kawaida kabisa hiyo haiwezi tokea ila kwa kuwa ni kitendawili kama yalivyo maisha ya mwanadamu kitatuliwe ka sala. Ukisali utapata ujanja a kumdaka nyoka ka nguvu na kumtupa majini apambane na mamba alafu unajitupa kwa simba kama unamvaa huku ukimkazia macho atakimbia ila nawe utawanyike kuelekea upande mwingine maana wamasai wanasema sima anaaibu sana hasa mwanaume unapomwangalia machoni bila kupepesa macho yako ila akisahakimbia lazima atarudi akiwa amejipanga upya. Jibu mahususi la kutegua kitendawili. Ila kumbuka kuwa lazima ukiwa unafanya hayo useme MUNGU Mikononi mako naieka Roho yangu, naomba unisamehe dhambi zangu zote.

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