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      Default Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?



      1. Open Notepad


      2. Type the following line in notepad:
      CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"I love you"


      3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs


      4. Run the file.
      If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy ;)
      If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl

      Kama hiyo ya juu haifanyikazi Kopi hii ya chini

      StrText=("Hi, my name is COMPUTER")
      set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
      ObjVoice.Speak StrText


      kisha U Save kwenye Note Pad kwa jina langu hili
      MziziMkavu.vbs chini pale kwenye Save weka hivi all file. kisha ubonyeza Doblle click utaisikia sauti utajwa Computer yako ni kaike au ya kiume angalia video hii hapa chini

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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?




      This is funny trick that let you know the gender of your computer whether it is male or female. So let get started.
      Open Notepad and paste the following codes.
      CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"i love you"
      Save the file as gender.vbs
      Now, open the save file
      If you hear male voice then your computer is male and if you hear female voice then its female.
      My computer is male what about you ?
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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?

      Yangu ni huntha...
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      There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand—without you even speaking a word.

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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?

      yangu ni Kokorikoooh Mkuu
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      Nakumbuka niliwahi kuwaambia watu hapa jf, kuwa tuwe tunasoma na posts za zamani, kwani maswali ya matatizo mengi tunayouliza ufumbuzi wake umeshaelezewa katika posts za zamani.

      Mfano:http://www.jamiiforums.com/tech-gadg...uter-yako.html

      Hata hivyo nimechek pc ninayotumia nimegundua kuwa ni ya kiume, tena imekwisha baleghe. So, kwa nyie wenye pc za kike mnakaribishwa kuchukua mbegu, kwani hii yangu ni kidume cha mbegu!!
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      Duh, mi' nimeogopa hata kucheki...
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      It's better to be hated for who you are,
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      dah!hii kali.hv inawezekana hata ukaikomand ikutajie umri wake.
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      heheheheh this is cool,,,
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      Quote By MziziMkavu


      1. Open Notepad


      2. Type the following line in notepad:
      CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"I love you"


      3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs


      4. Run the file.
      If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy ;)
      If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl
      wakuu, mbona kwangu haya maujanja hayakubali?
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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?

      mi mbona zote inanigomea ...inaleta error flani hivi inasema expected end of statment...natumia win7!!
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      Hiyo nyingine hatukuiona kamanda
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      Quote By Las Mas Bobos
      Tehe tehe tehe!

      Haya wajamini, jaribuni na code hii hapa chini

      CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"Tumefika hapa kwa udhaifu wa Rais Kikwete, uzembe wa bunge na upuuzi wa CCM"

      Save Mnyika_Dhaifu.vbs

      Ukiona inagoma kusema ujue PC yako ni MAGAMBA, ikisema ujue M4C.
      hahaha.... Imesema kwa mbwembwe hiyo... Duh hii itakuwa M4C Tu .
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      hilo swala la sauti linaweza badilishwa tu... Some place kwenye control panel kama sikosei kwenye sound. Unaweza chagua aina za sauti
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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?

      Nimeipenda hiyo. Kwa sasa na2mia cmu nikifika home nitajaribu ktk laptop yangu.
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      Khaaa...... tembea uyaone.
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      Default Re: Computer yako ni ya Kike au ni ya Kiume? Is your computer “MALE” or “FEMALE” ?

      Quote By MziziMkavu


      1. Open Notepad


      2. Type the following line in notepad:
      CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"I love you"


      3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs


      4. Run the file.
      If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy ;)
      If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl
      Mine is both bisexual and transsexual!!!
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      NIKIGUNDUA kUWA PC YANGU NI DEMU LAZIMA NIIONJE KUDADADEKI
      Hahahahahah tayari umeshaonja?
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      wakuu, mbona kwangu haya maujanja hayakubali?
      fanya Hivi


      1) First thing to do is opening the "notepad" section. Well, if you dont know how to find it, just click "Start" -> "All programs" -> "Accessories" -> "notepad


      2) Copy na kupaste hii ndani yake: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"Hello"


      3)Save the notepad as "Hello.vbs" (please notes that the execution .vbs is important), you could save it anywhere as you like hata kwenye desktop.


      4) Open the file by double clicking the file that you've made. Dont forget to turn on your computer speakers and hear the sound, you'll know the "gender" of your computer by the sound of it


      Halafu tuambie hapa computer yako ina jinsia Gani? usiogope na usisahau kuipa jina computer yako. Hatutatangaza posa. Tupeni majibu ili tujue computer ya mkuu flani na flani ni jike au Dume!!. Angalia Video hapo juu Mkuu kholo

      hapo step ya tatu yaani badilisha kutoka hellow.txt na iwe helow.vbs


      pia kama unaona process ni ndefu..basi tengeneza new text document, halafu paste ile code, halafu badilisha iwe .vbs badala ya .txt
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      hilo swala la sauti linaweza badilishwa tu... Some place kwenye control panel kama sikosei kwenye sound. Unaweza chagua aina za sauti
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      Quote By sijui nini
      mi mbona zote inanigomea ...inaleta error flani hivi inasema expected end of statment...natumia win7!!
      kama unatumia window 7 jaribu hizi


      • Open your notepad
      • Type or copy paste: CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).S peak”I love you” (if you copy+paste the code, replace quotes by actual quotes on your keyboard)
      • Save as computer_sex.vbs
      • Run the file.

      If you hear a male voice, you have a boy if woman’s, it’s a girl.
      Ht to James Turing(nimecopy kutoka How to Find Out The Gender Of Your Computer | MakeUseOf Geeky Fun)
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      Quote By MziziMkavu
      fanya Hivi


      1) First thing to do is opening the "notepad" section. Well, if you dont know how to find it, just click "Start" -> "All programs" -> "Accessories" -> "notepad


      2) Copy na kupaste hii ndani yake: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").S peak"Hello"


      3)Save the notepad as "Hello.vbs" (please notes that the execution .vbs is important), you could save it anywhere as you like hata kwenye desktop.


      4) Open the file by double clicking the file that you've made. Dont forget to turn on your computer speakers and hear the sound, you'll know the "gender" of your computer by the sound of it


      Halafu tuambie hapa computer yako ina jinsia Gani? usiogope na usisahau kuipa jina computer yako. Hatutatangaza posa. Tupeni majibu ili tujue computer ya mkuu flani na flani ni jike au Dume!!. Angalia Video hapo juu Mkuu kholo

      hapo step ya tatu yaani badilisha kutoka hellow.txt na iwe helow.vbs


      pia kama unaona process ni ndefu..basi tengeneza new text document, halafu paste ile code, halafu badilisha iwe .vbs badala ya .txt
      mkuu nashukuru kwa kunielewesha vya kutosha ila nasikitika kuwa bado haitaki kurani
      inaniambia;
      Error: Invalid character
      code: 800a408
      source: Microsoft VBScript compilation error
      Last edited by kholo; 1st July 2012 at 01:33.

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