tatizo letu weng tunapenda kusikiliza beat na mziki unavoenda na sio mashairi ama mistari hasa zaidi ujumbe uliomo ndani. Tuzo hizi mara nyingi huwa haziendi kwa haki..."zinachakachuliwa tu".
on the other side hyu jamaa anapata tuzo zote hizo cause watu weng wanampenda kwa ajili ya haya;-
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Hadithi yakusikitisha ya kichina:
朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰...
shetan alikutana na Yesu jangwan akamwambia "Yesu kama ww ni mwana wa Mungu geuza jiwe hili liwe mkate" Yesu akamjib "una chai ama soda hapo au unanisumbua? acha ujinga wako ww.
Majambazi walivamia mji mmoja, yakawakuta mke na mme. Majambazi yakaanza kuwahoji kama ifuatavyo:-
Majambazi: wewe mwanamke unaitwa nani?
Mke: Naitwa Elizabeth
Jambazi mmoja: wewe tumekusamehe maana jina lako linafanana na la mama yangu.
Mke: Asante sana.
Majambazi: Wewe mwanaume unaitwa...
Ujinga Ni............
1.Ujinga ni Kumenya pili pili.
2.Ujinga ni kuuliza Konda yupo wapi wakati
umepanda piki piki.
3.Ujinga ni Kupiga Kandambili Kiwi.
4.Ujinga ni kesema Rose muhando Malaya cz
anajua hadi utamu wa yesu.
5.Ujinga ni Kumwambia Dereva wa Boda Boda
akuekee Mzigo Kwenye...
Man : Habari ya nyina wa Kamau
Woman : *sneers* Mzuri. Wapi Maua?
Man : Ati maua?
Woman : *Slap* Kwani nimesema OMO?
Man : Sasa ni nini nyina wa Kamau?
... Woman : Nimekuuliza wapi maua!
Man : Eeee ... Nimesahau.
Woman : *Slap* Wapi? Hapa nje! *Slap* Umesahau
wapi?
Man : Wuuui. Sasa ni nini? Si...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, 'You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court...
Dogo wa A-level alikuwa
anapenda mademu kinyamaa lakini
gundu. Ikawa tabu kwake. Juzi usiku
kamatokea Malaika akamwambia
amuombe anachotaka ataampa. Dogo
akamwambia anataka demu. Malaika akamwambia "Kama ni muislamu
nitakupa Latifa wa form 2B, kama
mkiristo nitakupa Suzy wa Form 3A na...
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