Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one...
A couple of jokes...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man,"...
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.
"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him...
I'm afraid inaweza kuhamishwa kwa sababu it does not reasonate with the mentality ya watu humu which is quite rather sad
Nakumbuka the old JF used to have the likes of Prof Mbilinyi's and so on lakini sasa hivi tumekuwa kama vile chaka la ma anti intellectuals, free minds and mbaya zaidi we are...
mi ni mmoja wa watu ambao unaweza kuwaita big fans wa mwanakiji kwa upande wa mashairi,tatizo ni kwamba sijui ni wapi naweza kupata collection nzima ya mashairi ya mwanakijiji,kitabu hivi au blog au chochote kile chenye kuhifadhi mashairi yake,
kuna baadhi ya mashairi niliyasoma wakati ule wa...
Waziri Elimu asimamisha mishahara ya walimu sekondari
Na Fredrick Katulanda, Kwimba
WAZIRI wa Elimu na Mafunzo ya Ufundi, Magreth Sitta, ameagiza kuwa mishahara ya walimu wote wa sekondari waliokwenda masomoni kabla ya kutimiza miaka miwili kazini, isimamishwe mara moja.
Agizo hilo alilitoa...
KUTOKANA na wadhifa aliokuwa nao mtuhumiwa wa kesi ya usalama barabarani ya kukabiliwa na shtaka la kuua inayomkabili Jaji wa Mhakama Kuu ya Tanzania, Protest Rugazia [56] jalaada linalohusiana na shtaka hilo limepelekwa kwa Mkurugenzi Mkuu wa Masht Hatua hiyo imechukuliwa na Polisi Kanda Maalum...
Ndugu zanguni wajuvi, wadadisi na wengineo,
Mie ndugu yenu Kiranga cha Ngeda wa viunga vya bandari iso salama, Kiranga wa upande wa Mbwamaji, Kiranga wa Mkuranga,kakae Muamini na mwana wa Fundi Shomvi na Sikudhani binti Muhamedi.
Mara nilivyotoka pande za Msanga Kisiju nikaambiwa ukishangaa...
wadau kwanza naomba kujitambusha kwenu kwani mimi ni member mpya. Pili nachukua fursa hii kuwapongez wote mliotumia muda na akili zenu kUfuatilia na kuchangia kwa maono ya fikra chanya kuhusu swala zima la uchuguzi wa mwaka huu. Ni ukweli usiopingika kwamba JF imekua chachu kubwan sana ya...
Ndugu zanguni wajuvi, wadadisi na wengineo,
Mie ndugu yenu Kiranga cha Ngeda wa viunga vya bandari iso salama, Kiranga wa upande wa Mbwamaji, Kiranga wa Mkuranga,kakae Muamini na mwana wa Fundi Shomvi na Sikudhani binti Muhamedi.
Mara nilivyotoka pande za Msanga Kisiju nikaambiwa ukishangaa...
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