Jamani wana JF,mimi ni mhitimuwa kidato cha 6 mwaka 2012,nahitaji kuomba chuo mwaka huu,nilifungua web ya tcu nikakuta ujumbe usemao aplication kwa wahitimu kuanzia 1988 hadi 2012,imeanza na mwisho wa kuaply ni tar 30 april.Na card za malipo zinapatikana bank ya NBC
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Du!Ee bana ee nimecheka sana wana JFRRR=#0000ff]Wanajamvi![/COLOR]:director:
Hivi ingekuwaje kama BAO la KUT*MBANA lingekuwa Linatoa mlio kama wa BUNDUKI?? PAAAA!Nahisi Tungekuwa VIZIWI Dunia Nzima. Kwa sababu usiku kelele za Mabao tusingelala. Usicheke yaani sio utani!!Au unafikiri uongo??
Tena...
Du!Alinyonya tigo,huyo balaaalikuwa akimwambia mwanawe kuwa ww unanitukana mimi, kama ulinyonya ziwa hili lazima utaokota makopo!!
Mume wake akastuka akasema mke wangu huyo amenyonya ziwa tu ataokota makopo, je mimi niliyekunyonya maziwa,
kitumbua na tigo!! Si nitaokota Mapipa??
Kelele zinaraha yake ilazisidi kiasiue]Hakuna raha yoyote kama unaendesha gari ikiwa imezimwa (silence), inatia raha kusikia injini ikitoa majibu kwa kila gia unayobadili na kukanyaga mafuta![/b][/color]
Nirahisi tu,ila data moja imekosekana,yani height ya mtu ni cm ngapi?Weka upewe jibu fasta! 11/4cm[/B] long when held 64cm away from your eye?"
Tafadhalini naomba muoneshe busara zenu hapa.
Uzinzi sio bola uoe mtu wanguibisha kukosolewa, huu ni mtazamo wangu tu, na wewe pia waweza weka wako.
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GHARAMA ZA UZINZI
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Baada ya ku do,2nasafisha sehemu ze233]What Do you normally do after[/COLOR]
Sex??
1. Sing,
2. Laugh in a loud tone
3. Kiss ur partner in on the
forehead
4. Sleep
5. Turn to the opposite direction
6. Bite ur lover
7. Dancing
8. Thank ur mate
9. Say i need more
10. Any other (specify)
Do!Eeebwanaee,88888897297]inapopaswa kuongea ukweli ni vizuri ingawa sio kila mtu anaweza kukubaliana nao kutokana na sababu zake binafsi
najua hii post itapata diss nyingi KUTOKANA NA UKWELI WAKE,What i need is ujumbe uwafikie wahusika wajue position ya vyuo vyao katika ranking ya vyuo bora...
Kiswahili bado hakina maneno mazur ya kuvvia kimahaba,lugha hi bado inakua na kuongeza misamiati mipyaamwakaji wa maneno kama vile: nakupenda sana hauna mvuto kama vile '' i love you so much'' pia maneno kama vile '' i miss u baby'', ''honey'', ''darling'', ''baby'' na mengine unaweza kuongezea...
Mbona balaa,mpo kijiji kizima du!Imetisha
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