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      Jamani nimezunguka baadhi ya mikoa ya Tanzania na nimewaona warembo wa kila aina, Lakini warembo ambao nawaona ndani ya Bongo,si mchezo jamani!

      Kila ninakopita ni balaa tupu! yaani kila mmoja ni mzuri na anavutia kivyake. Pindi nimalizapo kumshangaa demu wa kulia kwangu'nikigeuka tu kushoto, mwingine huyu close yangu!.

      Yaani utasema wanashushwa toka angani! Hebu nisaidieni wandugu hiki ni nini? Au ndio ushamba wangu wa mkoa?


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      sasa tukusaidie vipi mkuu? hauko wazi hebu jifungue kidogo
      ...........Uwanja wa siasa katika nchi karibu zote za Kiafrika, ni uwanja uliotekwa na majambazi ambao wanafanya wanachotaka, vile wanavyotaka..........Jenerali Ulimwengu, Raia Mwema Namba 278.

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      Slow down Mzee kwa kasi hiyo.... Tusije tukakuzika soon

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      si vyote ving'aavyo ni dhahabu!
      Punguza uchu wako wa fisi huo!

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      sifa zimrudie muumba

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      Beauty is in the eyes of beholders.Huu ni mtazamo wako,inaonekana wewe ni mtu wa mademu sana, pole sana kwa kuendekeza ujinga huu!!

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      Mkuu Mchina nae anachangia, angalia usiingie mkenge!

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      Illustrate tatizo lako kwa picha..kama vipi thread ifungwe..teh teh teh..
      ..."I've got the liquor, the condoms & the broccoli"...

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      kwanza kale ka efu 50 umekamaliza au?

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      Oya kama una katoto binti, nipe nikulelee. Ndan ya 4 months, nakurudishia umshangae...

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      Hili ni balaa.....wengi wa unaowaona hapo Dar wametoka hukohuko mikoani!

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      Unanikumbusha jamaa yangu mmoja (rafiki yangu) kutoka majuu (mzungu) alikuja kunitembelea. Katika kuzungukazunguka kumbe jamaa anawacheki watoto wa kibongo! Hakuvumilia mwisho aliniambia wazi wazi kwamba Tanzania mna wanawake wazuri sana. Nimeangalia wasichana mpaka nimewakubali. Akasema angekuwa hakuoa angeoa TZ. Kwa bahati mbaya alishaoa na alikuwa na mkewe hapohapo. Basi ndo ukweli naona. Tumshukuru Mungu kwa uumbaji wake!!
      God writes straight with crooked lines.

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      [QUOTE=Babuyao;1337743]Unanikumbusha jamaa yangu mmoja (rafiki yangu) kutoka majuu (mzungu) alikuja kunitembelea. Katika kuzungukazunguka kumbe jamaa anawacheki watoto wa kibongo! Hakuvumilia mwisho aliniambia wazi wazi kwamba Tanzania mna wanawake wazuri sana. Nimeangalia wasichana mpaka nimewakubali. Akasema angekuwa hakuoa angeoa TZ. Kwa bahati mbaya alishaoa na alikuwa na mkewe hapohapo. Basi ndo ukweli naona. Tumshukuru Mungu kwa uumbaji wake!![/QUOTE]

      Sasa mbona miss world wanakula mkia kila siku?
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      miss world ni zaidi ya urembo hahahah

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      Unanikumbusha jamaa yangu mmoja (rafiki yangu) kutoka majuu (mzungu) alikuja kunitembelea. Katika kuzungukazunguka kumbe jamaa anawacheki watoto wa kibongo! Hakuvumilia mwisho aliniambia wazi wazi kwamba Tanzania mna wanawake wazuri sana. Nimeangalia wasichana mpaka nimewakubali. Akasema angekuwa hakuoa angeoa TZ. Kwa bahati mbaya alishaoa na alikuwa na mkewe hapohapo. Basi ndo ukweli naona. Tumshukuru Mungu kwa uumbaji wake!![/QUOTE]

      Sasa mbona miss world wanakula mkia kila siku?
      “Unless power is legitimate there can be no social order“
      P. F. Drucker

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      sasa usiishie kuwashangaa tuu, fanya kweli ili ujue
      kama uzuri huo ni jalada la kitabu au na "hadithi" yenye
      ni bomba pia
      “Unless power is legitimate there can be no social order“
      P. F. Drucker

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      Jamani nimezunguka baadhi ya mikoa ya Tanzania na nimewaona warembo wa kila aina, Lakini warembo ambao nawaona ndani ya Bongo,si mchezo jamani!

      Kila ninakopita ni balaa tupu! yaani kila mmoja ni mzuri na anavutia kivyake. Pindi nimalizapo kumshangaa demu wa kulia kwangu'nikigeuka tu kushoto, mwingine huyu close yangu!.

      Yaani utasema wanashushwa toka angani! Hebu nisaidieni wandugu hiki ni nini? Au ndio ushamba wangu wa mkoa?
      Mshikachuma, taratibu!!!! "Uonapo vyaelea vimeundwa" na "Si kila king'aacho ni dhahabu", jifunze kuvumilia, hiyo ndiyo bongo!!! Wasema umetokea mkoani, wapi?

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      Quote By mshikachuma View Post
      Jamani nimezunguka baadhi ya mikoa ya Tanzania na nimewaona warembo wa kila aina, Lakini warembo ambao nawaona ndani ya Bongo,si mchezo jamani!

      Kila ninakopita ni balaa tupu! yaani kila mmoja ni mzuri na anavutia kivyake. Pindi nimalizapo kumshangaa demu wa kulia kwangu'nikigeuka tu kushoto, mwingine huyu close yangu!.

      Yaani utasema wanashushwa toka angani! Hebu nisaidieni wandugu hiki ni nini? Au ndio ushamba wangu wa mkoa?

      Akchwuale mademu wa bongo wanachowazidi wa huko upcountry na kuoga na mavazi tu mwana usipagawe kihivyo... hata wa huko mikoani ukikuta anayejua kuoga fresh na kupiga pamba mbona utachanganyikiwa?
      ''Mipango na Mikakati imekamilika na sasa tuko kwenye mchakato wa mazungumzo na wafadhili"- M Pinda

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      Mkuu hata huku kwetu wapo....
      Actors lie to tell the truth, but politicians lie to cover the truth

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      mimi huwa naona wamikoa ndio wazuri kulioko hapa bongo, kwanza nawaogopa sana, mana ni wajanja wajanja, huwa najiachia sana nikiwa nje ya jiji la dar
      Kuwa na Mashori wengi si kipimo cha Urijali, kama mwanaume wa kweli, nyumbani wapate Ugali

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      Quote By mshikachuma View Post
      Jamani nimezunguka baadhi ya mikoa ya Tanzania na nimewaona warembo wa kila aina, Lakini warembo ambao nawaona ndani ya Bongo,si mchezo jamani!

      Kila ninakopita ni balaa tupu! yaani kila mmoja ni mzuri na anavutia kivyake. Pindi nimalizapo kumshangaa demu wa kulia kwangu'nikigeuka tu kushoto, mwingine huyu close yangu!.

      Yaani utasema wanashushwa toka angani! Hebu nisaidieni wandugu hiki ni nini? Au ndio ushamba wangu wa mkoa?
      Teheteheee..kwenye hiyo red...ujue watu wa mkoa wengi, jiji la dar wanaliita bongo, lakini kwa wale wanatoka dar...tanzania yoooote, wao wanaiita bongo..lets say ukiwa ughaibuni...inshu zote zxa tanzania utasema bongo...kuna this and this(haumaanishi dar bali ni tz yote)..lakini kwa watu wa mkoa ukisema bongo wao wanajua ni dar tu pekee.........chukua hatua!!


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