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    1. GP
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      mimi George Porjie, nikiwa na akili timamu na wala sijalazimishwa na mtu yoyote, najitokeza mbele yenu wanajamii wote wa JF na wengineo, ili muwe mashahihidi wangu. leo kwa dhati kabisa toka ndani ya moyo wangu pasina kushurutishwa na mtu yoyote, kwani moyo wangu umekua ukiniuma sana hasa pale nimuonapo mai waifu wangu kwamba kuna kipindi nilikua namchiti. roho ilinimua sana tena inaniuma sana kuona napata na ninapewa kila nikitakacho toka kwake (yale yaliyo halalishwa only) na mengine ni zaidi na matamu kuliko huko vichochoroni, nimekuja kugundua kwamba mwisho wa siku ladha, utamu na mengineyo ni sawa sawa kwa wanawake wote, kwani simu ni simu tu mambo ya kwamba ina kamera, ina slide au ina bluututhi hizo ni mbwembwe tuu!!.
      napenda pia kuchukua fursa hii kutubu kwa mai waifu wangu popote alipo kwamba anisamehe sana na nina ahidi kuanzia leo kwamba mimi na yeye ni kufa na kuzikana. na wala sitarudia tena kumchiti.
      wanaJF wenzangu, mabinamu, mashemeji na wazee wa kujiexpress jamani nyama ni nyama, tutamaliza mabucha but nyama ni ile ile, tubadilike.
      nimeamua kubadilika kuanzia sasa.

      oui, j'ai décidé de me changer, parce que la charité commencent à la maison….

      eeeh Mwenyezi Mungu nisamehee kwa kumchiti mai waifu wangu.
      Last edited by GP; 5th November 2009 at 14:49.
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      Quote By George_Porjie
      mkuu nilikua natumia sana tuu, kwakua ninampenda si unajua tena magonjwa mengi siku hizi.
      Swadakta safi sana mkuu! Ukiteleza tena usiache kutumia
      "Life comes once only: No retake/replay/rewind/once-more. One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too."

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      Mpwa kuwa makini na hiyo tabia haijengi inabomoa kama uliamua kuoa unatkiwa usione nje ya mkeo....mazuri/matamanio yeye anamapungufu gani? hio ndio sababu kubwa tuna watoto wa mitaani incase of diseases....vitabu vitakatifu vinasema TAMAA HUZAA ZAMBI, ZAMBI HUZAA MAUTI.
      Some sweet hearts are bitter than chloroquine packed in a sweet paper

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      Quote By Kimbweka
      Swadakta safi sana mkuu! Ukiteleza tena usiache kutumia

      hii kitu haitakuja kutokea tena, never.
      yani hapa ndio naanza maisha mapya nikiwa nimeamua kubadilika.
      mabadiliko sio mpaka uokoke, but kubadili tabia na msimamo tuu!.
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      Quote By Nguli
      Mpwa kuwa makini na hiyo tabia haijengi inabomoa kama uliamua kuoa unatkiwa usione nje ya mkeo....mazuri/matamanio yeye anamapungufu gani? hio ndio sababu kubwa tuna watoto wa mitaani incase of diseases....vitabu vitakatifu vinasema TAMAA HUZAA ZAMBI, ZAMBI HUZAA MAUTI.
      thus why nimejistukia na kuamua kubadili msimamo. akchuale haikua mazoea as tabia, but siku moja moja sana nilikua namega kiaina tena na zana si unajua usalama F siku hizi
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      dah....Mpwa bana.......
      "Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani"
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      Kuna sababu nyingi zinachangia cheating ktk ndoa. Mwenzetu sijui nini ilikuwa mazingira ya kumcheat wife wako mara ya kwanza? Hofu yangu hii confession isije kuwa danganya toto!

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      Waswahili bwana, ulipoanza kucheet ulituambia? Leo umeacha ndo unatutangazia, ingefaa uweke majibu ya Angaza ndiyo utaeleweka, vinginevyo mimi nahisi umeshaukwaa ndiyo unamrejea mwenzio.

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      Quote By Kashaija
      Waswahili bwana, ulipoanza kucheet ulituambia? Leo umeacha ndo unatutangazia, ingefaa uweke majibu ya Angaza ndiyo utaeleweka, vinginevyo mimi nahisi umeshaukwaa ndiyo unamrejea mwenzio.
      mkuu nimeamua kuja hapa ili na wengina nao wajifunze kitu.
      majibu yangu hata nikiweka wapa haitasaidia kitu, ila niko fit sana coz huko vichochoroni nilikua natumia zana mkuu kwa umakini mkubwa
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      GP bora ubadilishe tabia yako kimya kimya kuna jamaa angu alijidai kuconfess mama huyoo akafungasha, we kaa kimya kama ulivyokuwa unakula kimya kimya. Nakuhakikishia kwa asilimia zaidi ya 80% itakuwa noma. Japo mi mgeni kidogo kwenye JF

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      Quote By George_Porjie
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      hii kitu haitakuja kutokea tena, never.
      yani hapa ndio naanza maisha mapya nikiwa nimeamua kubadilika.
      mabadiliko sio mpaka uokoke, but kubadili tabia na msimamo tuu!.
      Bwana awe nawe daima! Amen
      "Life comes once only: No retake/replay/rewind/once-more. One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too."

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      naona kweli mpwa wangu porgie anaumia sana!i can't believe kwamba nashindwa kuchangia anything
      '!....Wakatafuta Namna Nzuuuuuuuuriiiiii.....WAKASHUG HULIKA....!'

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      Quote By Geoff
      naona kweli mpwa wangu porgie anaumia sana!i can't believe kwamba nashindwa kuchangia anything
      Kuchangia hapo mpwa ni ngumu, yaani uji komit kula wali maharage fo ze resti ofu yua laifu, hapo mpenzi wangu atanisamehe na mimi pia nimekwisha msamehe kama akitaka kubadili mboga aende cha msingi nisijue.
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      Kuchangia hapo mpwa ni ngumu, yaani uji komit kula wali maharage fo ze resti ofu yua laifu, hapo mpenzi wangu atanisamehe na mimi pia nimekwisha msamehe kama akitaka kubadili mboga aende cha msingi nisijue.
      hahahahaha!mpwa bana!dah!?:D
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      Kuchangia hapo mpwa ni ngumu, yaani uji komit kula wali maharage fo ze resti ofu yua laifu, hapo mpenzi wangu atanisamehe na mimi pia nimekwisha msamehe kama akitaka kubadili mboga aende cha msingi nisijue.
      binamu hapo sasa unakosea, wali maharage kivipi tena?, inatakiwa mnabadilisha mboga nyie wenyewe, tena mnaanzisha bustani yenu wenyewe na mnaimwagilia maji mbona full mboga saba!!. mi nimeshastukia ndio maana nimeamua kulima bustani na kumwagilia mwenyewe mboga zangu, yuo noo waramm sayyiiiiiiing??
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      hahahahaha!mpwa bana!dah!?:D
      Nimeona umegonga senkyu pale juu, na wewe mpwa uatoa kiapo cha utiifu? nina dauti kama utaweza kudumu na kiapo chako hata wikiendi mbili tu.
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      binamu hapo sasa unakosea, wali maharage kivipi tena?, inatakiwa mnabadilisha mboga nyie wenyewe, tena mnaanzisha bustani yenu wenyewe na mnaimwagilia maji mbona full mboga saba!!. mi nimeshastukia ndio maana nimeamua kulima bustani na kumwagilia mwenyewe mboga zangu, yuo noo waramm sayyiiiiiiing??
      dah!naona mpwa ulipambana na KINU CHA AJABU,kiasi kwamba hutaki kukumbuka:D
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      Nimeona umegonga senkyu pale juu, na wewe mpwa uatoa kiapo cha utiifu? nina dauti kama utaweza kudumu na kiapo chako hata wikiendi mbili tu.
      mpwa hii compyuta yangu haioneshi batani ya senksi.

      huyu jamaa nahisi alipambana na KINU CHA AJABU!alichopambana nacho kinafaa kutupatia taito nyingine ya dizetesheni:o
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      ok,ujumbe mwingine hapo chini


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      dah!naona mpwa ulipambana na KINU CHA AJABU,kiasi kwamba hutaki kukumbuka:D
      heheheeee, mkuu yani we acha tu!, nimegundua mai waifu is perfect more than vimeo vya vichochoroni.
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      naona kweli mpwa wangu porgie anaumia sana!i can't believe kwamba nashindwa kuchangia anything
      naona mpwa wa kitaa alikuja akanusa akaona mambo magumu akabaki kunitext tuu!!.
      M4C

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