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      Default A woman should have 4 men.... to satisfy her

      Quoting from Steve Harvey book

      “The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy

      1. The old man (financial security) - sits around the house with you, spends his pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort, and won't expect any sex from you because he can't "get it up" anyway...lol.

      2. The ugly one (gives you all the attention you seek) - whatever you need - run you down the grocery store, wash your car, babysit your cat - he'll provide because he's happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention.

      3. The Mandingo man (sex) - he's big, he's not necessarily that smart, but he's got the yummy physique - that's all you want from him, and he makes sure he gives it to you real good - mind blowing sex!

      4. The gay guy (gossip-mate) - someone you can go shopping with,who doesn't want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week...all the conversation you need.

      Sasa kwanini wanaume wa leo wanapiga makelele, cause we have diversity of needs only one man is not enough to satisfy us. If one can get all 4 in one go then she must be really lucky lol,

      Na wale kama mimi if you have choice of which one would you pick and why?
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      babu asprin umetukanwa hadharani kabisa!ina maana kwa vile wewe ni oldman you cant be mandingo man!hebu mwalike madame x katika kasri lako umeonyeshe how you can be many men in one man!lol
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      kuna mwanaume hapa anataka kuwa option no 4?labda aje Boflo

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      babu asprin umetukanwa hadharani kabisa!ina maana kwa vile wewe ni oldman you cant be mandingo man!hebu mwalike madame x katika kasri lako umeonyeshe how you can be many men in one man!lol
      Mkuu una namba yake ya simu? hebu nipeperushie kwa PM ni do the needful.
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      Quoting from Steve Harvey book

      “The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy

      1. The old man (financial security) - sits around the house with you, spends his pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort, and won't expect any sex from you because he can't "get it up" anyway...lol.

      2. The ugly one (gives you all the attention you seek) - whatever you need - run you down the grocery store, wash your car, babysit your cat - he'll provide because he's happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention.

      3. The Mandingo man (sex) - he's big, he's not necessarily that smart, but he's got the yummy physique - that's all you want from him, and he makes sure he gives it to you real good - mind blowing sex!

      4. The gay guy (gossip-mate) - someone you can go shopping with,who doesn't want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week...all the conversation you need.

      Sasa kwanini wanaume wa leo wanapiga makelele, cause we have diversity of needs only one man is not enough to satisfy us. If one can get all 4 in one go then she must be really lucky lol,

      Na wale kama mimi if you have choice of which one would you pick and why?

      U can never be satisfied in this world.Ni kuamua tu kuridhika na ulichopewa..Ndio maana waswahili walisema utamaliza mabucha na nyama ni ile ile..
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      U can never be satisfied in this world.Ni kuamua tu kuridhika na ulichopewa..Ndio maana waswahili walisema utamaliza mabucha na nyama ni ile ile..
      Ndo umeamua mazima siyo?

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      Asprin unasemaje?
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      Asprin unasemaje?
      Nimekuuliza hujambo? Maana naona umeingia JF kwa kishindo.

      Karibu sana, na nigongee like kabla sijabadili mawazo.
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      Nimekuuliza hujambo? Maana naona umeingia JF kwa kishindo.

      Karibu sana, na nigongee like kabla sijabadili mawazo.
      Sijambo kaka mkubwa...shkang.Mie ni mtu mwema wa Mungu sina cha kujificha nacho.....nimesha-kulike usibadili mawazo...
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      Yeah 4 by 4...!
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      Nimekuuliza hujambo? Maana naona umeingia JF kwa kishindo.

      Karibu sana, na nigongee like kabla sijabadili mawazo.
      mmmmhh wewe naye kwa kuwawahi watoto wapya..... Lilian Masilago mimi ndiye pekee hapa MMU niko single
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      mmmmhh wewe naye kwa kuwawahi watoto wapya..... Lilian Masilago mimi ndiye pekee hapa MMU niko single
      Iam booked already(not available/richabo).Sorry platozoom
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      Lol!Hii kali
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      Quoting from Steve Harvey book

      “The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy

      1. The old man (financial security) - sits around the house with you, spends his pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort, and won't expect any sex from you because he can't "get it up" anyway...lol.

      2. The ugly one (gives you all the attention you seek) - whatever you need - run you down the grocery store, wash your car, babysit your cat - he'll provide because he's happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention.

      3. The Mandingo man (sex) - he's big, he's not necessarily that smart, but he's got the yummy physique - that's all you want from him, and he makes sure he gives it to you real good - mind blowing sex!

      4. The gay guy (gossip-mate) - someone you can go shopping with,who doesn't want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week...all the conversation you need.

      Sasa kwanini wanaume wa leo wanapiga makelele, cause we have diversity of needs only one man is not enough to satisfy us. If one can get all 4 in one go then she must be really lucky lol,

      Na wale kama mimi if you have choice of which one would you pick and why?

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      a gay person is not a man, he's a guy so sema 3men and a guy
      Kweli wewe wa mjini

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      3+ a gay(1/2)=3 1/2 men.....where the other 0.5 man...? kaSerengeti boy...
      nawewe ukapunguzie toxic za kugegedwa ati..?

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