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      Default Unaweza kutumia mswaki wa mpenzi wako??

      Leo nilitembelewa na mpenzi wangu, akaenda bafuni kuoga, mara nikamuona anapiga mswaki
      akitumia mswaki wangu, nikashtuka na kumuuliza kwa nini anatumia mswaki wangu? Akanijibu kwani vibaya! Wewe si mpenzi wangu! Kama hutaki nitumie basi hunipendi? Nikazuga kumwambia nakutania.
      Hivi wana Jf is it ok kutumia mswaki wa mke/mpenzi wako?? Hakuna madhara? Niutupe mswaki au?
      Kinachonifanya nisite kutupa huu mswaki nimeagiza karibuni kutoka Uk na ni bei mbaya (wisdom toothbrush)
      Relatioships are harder now...Because Conversation became TEXTING, Argument became PHONE CALL & Feelings became STATUS MSGS...


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      Quote By Nyani Ngabu View Post
      Denda sio kinyaa? Koni sio kinyaa? Chumvini je?
      KINYAAAAAA.....sijui mnawezaje aiseee loooh yataka moyo.
      God can heal a broken heart but you have to give him all the pieces.

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      ngoja nikaswaki na mswaki wa naniliyu kuongeza makashkash.

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      Tshs 4900/=
      Alichukua mkopo hapo!

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      Tatizo mswaki wa naniliu haujatokea UK! Miswaki ya sh 200 ukishapigia once unakuwa umechangamka kama brashi ya chooni, hauswaki meno tena unaishia kwenye fizi!
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      ngoja nikaswaki na mswaki wa naniliyu kuongeza makashkash.

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      Mhhhhh! kweli wabongo tumekwisha, mpaka mswaki tunaagiza toka UINGEREZA!
      sredi nyingine zinakufanya uwe mjinga tu!
      "A broken heart won't heal if you keep on giving it to the same person that broke it"


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      hatumii ya 200, anaagiza mswaki mmoja from Yugoslavia na Bosnia na anaukatia seat ya business class, swiss air.

      Quote By King'asti View Post
      Tatizo mswaki wa naniliu haujatokea UK! Miswaki ya sh 200 ukishapigia once unakuwa umechangamka kama brashi ya chooni, hauswaki meno tena unaishia kwenye fizi!


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      ha ha ha, umenikumbusha kiswahili cha darasa la 5.

      Pigia mstari maneno yanayoranda
      mjanga, majanga, mjinga,

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      Mhhhhh! kweli wabongo tumekwisha, mpaka mswaki tunaagiza toka UINGEREZA!
      sredi nyingine zinakufanya uwe mjinga tu!

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      Hivi huyo rafiki yako ni ME au KE ...... Boooooooffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffff. tih tih tih tih
      Once more into the fray
      Into the last good fight I’ll ever know
      Live or die on this day
      Live or die on this day

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      Aww hell nawww..umezaliwa nae?utaish nae milele,ata angekuwa ur sibling!never,kiafya no!kimapenz n uchafu ulokithiri,af acha ulimbuken,hata kama ungenunua peponi,after 3month kiafya change mswaki! Sembuse uk!kwan utautumia milele?lol ndo walewalee et lotion nimenunua USA kopo hutupi,unajaza makopo empty ndan! Gimme a bre-a-k..wat is UK Compared 2ur health! Jithamin ndo uweze kumthamin mwenzako!! Basi mshee na vyupi uone kaz yake..

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      Quote By Nyani Ngabu View Post
      Denda sio kinyaa? Koni sio kinyaa? Chumvini je?
      yombaga mami!

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      Quote By dubu View Post
      jamaa alizama chumvini baada ya kutoka akawa anajichokonoa na kijiti. mpenzi wake kamwambia "naona leo umekula nyama", jamaa akajibu "hapana nachokonoa vuz lilonasa kwenye meno".
      hahahahaha! Makubwa!

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      not when its comes to hygine
      Dont put the KEY to your HAPPINESS on someone' else's POCKET

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      naweza kukuta unamnyonyaga hata tigo,mswaki ndio inakuwa ishu?

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      Quote By Kongosho View Post
      Hapa mara naelewa, mara sielewi.

      Hiyo movie ambayo NN inakutisha, mie ndo natamani kuiona, huwa na tatizo la kutaka kujaribu nilichokatazwa.

      Hayo ya mswaki, duh, no kabisa ni sawa tu na hayo mapenzi ya kisasa ya kutemeana na kuumana bila sababu.
      .

      Kongosho! - unauhakika unataka kuiona?
      Utaweza kuvumilia kuiangalia hata dakika 1?!

      Haya ntaku-PM nakutumia link ... ndio ujue alichomaanisha NN

      Alafu ukisha-iangalia njoo useme kama unaweza kufanya hivyo!

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      Dduhsi itnuhn kose kiri itda ---> 뜻이 있는 곳에 길이 있다

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      Quote By dubu View Post
      jamaa alizama chumvini baada ya kutoka akawa anajichokonoa na kijiti. mpenzi wake kamwambia "naona leo umekula nyama", jamaa akajibu "hapana nachokonoa vuz lilonasa kwenye meno".

      Jaman mbavu zangu uwwiii!!!! lol
      10% of conflicts is due to difference in opinion and 90% is due to WRONG TONE OF VOICE

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      Quote By Nyani Ngabu View Post
      Hata chumvini ni yale yale tu. Bila kujitoa fahamu huwezi kuzama. Hebu fikiria, hivi unapozama huko chumvini unakuwa umefanya ukaguzi kama huo mgodi hauna yeast infection?

      Na kama unazama gizani, una uhakika gani kama huo mgodi haujaanza ku-leak hedhi? Manake hedhi zingine huwahi kuja au wakati mwingine ziko irregular.

      Na unapozama huko mgodini unakuwa umepasafisha mwenyewe? Mara nyingi inakuwa siyo hivyo kabisa. Kwa hiyo kuna uwezekano mkubwa sana unaramba madudu ya kila aina ambayo pasipo kujitoa fahamu huwezi hata kuwaza kufanya hivyo unless uwe ni mmoja wa wale nasty perverts kama wale "two girls and a cup".
      Check out hii episod ya two girls and a cup

      Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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      ni uchafu iliopindukia

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      naweza..........siwezi........ .....mh........subiri wengine

      A MOTHER CAN MAKE HER BOY INTELLIGENT IN A PERIOD OF 20YEARS BUT A GIRL CAN MAKE THAT BOY TO BE A STUPID AND FOOL WITHIN 2 MINUTES



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      Quote By Manyanza View Post
      yombaga mami!
      Mpenz wako n wako tu mbona hata kondom hamtumiag halaf mnatuzuga!?,mbona denda mnakunywa?,chumvini mnzama?Matiti mnanyonya!!?Na pua mnabugia na misos mnalishana?,mbele ya mwenz wako huna ujanja kijana!

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      Huo mswaki umeuagiza ulaya, kwani una video ndani?

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      Quote By KakaJambazi View Post
      Huo mswaki umeuagiza ulaya, kwani una video ndani?
      electric tooth brush. cost yake ni pound 50
      Relatioships are harder now...Because Conversation became TEXTING, Argument became PHONE CALL & Feelings became STATUS MSGS...


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