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    1. 8th April 2012 17:51
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      Default Unaweza kutumia mswaki wa mpenzi wako??

      Leo nilitembelewa na mpenzi wangu, akaenda bafuni kuoga, mara nikamuona anapiga mswaki
      akitumia mswaki wangu, nikashtuka na kumuuliza kwa nini anatumia mswaki wangu? Akanijibu kwani vibaya! Wewe si mpenzi wangu! Kama hutaki nitumie basi hunipendi? Nikazuga kumwambia nakutania.
      Hivi wana Jf is it ok kutumia mswaki wa mke/mpenzi wako?? Hakuna madhara? Niutupe mswaki au?
      Kinachonifanya nisite kutupa huu mswaki nimeagiza karibuni kutoka Uk na ni bei mbaya (wisdom toothbrush)
      There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand—without you even speaking a word.
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    2. 8th April 2012 23:22
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      Quote By Nyani Ngabu
      Denda sio kinyaa? Koni sio kinyaa? Chumvini je?
      KINYAAAAAA.....sijui mnawezaje aiseee loooh yataka moyo.
      God can heal a broken heart but you have to give him all the pieces.
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    3. 8th April 2012 23:31
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      ngoja nikaswaki na mswaki wa naniliyu kuongeza makashkash.

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      Alichukua mkopo hapo!
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    4. 8th April 2012 23:37
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      Tatizo mswaki wa naniliu haujatokea UK! Miswaki ya sh 200 ukishapigia once unakuwa umechangamka kama brashi ya chooni, hauswaki meno tena unaishia kwenye fizi!
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      ngoja nikaswaki na mswaki wa naniliyu kuongeza makashkash.
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    5. 8th April 2012 23:42
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      Mhhhhh! kweli wabongo tumekwisha, mpaka mswaki tunaagiza toka UINGEREZA!
      sredi nyingine zinakufanya uwe mjinga tu!
      "A broken heart won't heal if you keep on giving it to the same person that broke it"

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    6. 8th April 2012 23:43
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      hatumii ya 200, anaagiza mswaki mmoja from Yugoslavia na Bosnia na anaukatia seat ya business class, swiss air.

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      Tatizo mswaki wa naniliu haujatokea UK! Miswaki ya sh 200 ukishapigia once unakuwa umechangamka kama brashi ya chooni, hauswaki meno tena unaishia kwenye fizi!
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    7. 8th April 2012 23:45
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      ha ha ha, umenikumbusha kiswahili cha darasa la 5.

      Pigia mstari maneno yanayoranda
      mjanga, majanga, mjinga,

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      Mhhhhh! kweli wabongo tumekwisha, mpaka mswaki tunaagiza toka UINGEREZA!
      sredi nyingine zinakufanya uwe mjinga tu!
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    8. 8th April 2012 23:50
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      Hivi huyo rafiki yako ni ME au KE ...... Boooooooffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffff. tih tih tih tih
      Once more into the fray
      Into the last good fight I’ll ever know
      Live or die on this day
      Live or die on this day
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    9. 9th April 2012 00:08
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      Aww hell nawww..umezaliwa nae?utaish nae milele,ata angekuwa ur sibling!never,kiafya no!kimapenz n uchafu ulokithiri,af acha ulimbuken,hata kama ungenunua peponi,after 3month kiafya change mswaki! Sembuse uk!kwan utautumia milele?lol ndo walewalee et lotion nimenunua USA kopo hutupi,unajaza makopo empty ndan! Gimme a bre-a-k..wat is UK Compared 2ur health! Jithamin ndo uweze kumthamin mwenzako!! Basi mshee na vyupi uone kaz yake..
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    10. 9th April 2012 00:25
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      Denda sio kinyaa? Koni sio kinyaa? Chumvini je?
      yombaga mami!
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    11. 9th April 2012 07:54
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      Quote By dubu
      jamaa alizama chumvini baada ya kutoka akawa anajichokonoa na kijiti. mpenzi wake kamwambia "naona leo umekula nyama", jamaa akajibu "hapana nachokonoa vuz lilonasa kwenye meno".
      hahahahaha! Makubwa!
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    12. 9th April 2012 07:58
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      not when its comes to hygine
      Blessed are hearts that bend but shall never broken
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    13. 9th April 2012 10:52
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      naweza kukuta unamnyonyaga hata tigo,mswaki ndio inakuwa ishu?
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    14. 9th April 2012 13:56
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      Quote By Kongosho
      Hapa mara naelewa, mara sielewi.

      Hiyo movie ambayo NN inakutisha, mie ndo natamani kuiona, huwa na tatizo la kutaka kujaribu nilichokatazwa.

      Hayo ya mswaki, duh, no kabisa ni sawa tu na hayo mapenzi ya kisasa ya kutemeana na kuumana bila sababu.
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      Kongosho! - unauhakika unataka kuiona?
      Utaweza kuvumilia kuiangalia hata dakika 1?!

      Haya ntaku-PM nakutumia link ... ndio ujue alichomaanisha NN

      Alafu ukisha-iangalia njoo useme kama unaweza kufanya hivyo!

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      Dduhsi itnuhn kose kiri itda ---> 뜻이 있는 곳에 길이 있다
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      Quote By dubu
      jamaa alizama chumvini baada ya kutoka akawa anajichokonoa na kijiti. mpenzi wake kamwambia "naona leo umekula nyama", jamaa akajibu "hapana nachokonoa vuz lilonasa kwenye meno".

      Jaman mbavu zangu uwwiii!!!! lol
      10% of conflicts is due to difference in opinion and 90% is due to WRONG TONE OF VOICE
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    16. 11th April 2012 10:30
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      Quote By Nyani Ngabu
      Hata chumvini ni yale yale tu. Bila kujitoa fahamu huwezi kuzama. Hebu fikiria, hivi unapozama huko chumvini unakuwa umefanya ukaguzi kama huo mgodi hauna yeast infection?

      Na kama unazama gizani, una uhakika gani kama huo mgodi haujaanza ku-leak hedhi? Manake hedhi zingine huwahi kuja au wakati mwingine ziko irregular.

      Na unapozama huko mgodini unakuwa umepasafisha mwenyewe? Mara nyingi inakuwa siyo hivyo kabisa. Kwa hiyo kuna uwezekano mkubwa sana unaramba madudu ya kila aina ambayo pasipo kujitoa fahamu huwezi hata kuwaza kufanya hivyo unless uwe ni mmoja wa wale nasty perverts kama wale "two girls and a cup".
      Check out hii episod ya two girls and a cup
      Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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    17. 11th April 2012 15:53
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      ni uchafu iliopindukia
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    18. 11th April 2012 15:57
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      naweza..........siwezi........ .....mh........subiri wengine
      Wanachama wa Chadema Wengi wao humu kweli ni maboga nazi na akili zao ni wepesi kuchotwa akili.........By Shardcole wa jamii forum.01/01/2013

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      Quote By Manyanza
      yombaga mami!
      Mpenz wako n wako tu mbona hata kondom hamtumiag halaf mnatuzuga!?,mbona denda mnakunywa?,chumvini mnzama?Matiti mnanyonya!!?Na pua mnabugia na misos mnalishana?,mbele ya mwenz wako huna ujanja kijana!
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    20. 11th April 2012 17:15
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      Huo mswaki umeuagiza ulaya, kwani una video ndani?
      ,,,,,,,,Jisachi
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    21. 11th April 2012 18:20
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      Quote By KakaJambazi
      Huo mswaki umeuagiza ulaya, kwani una video ndani?
      electric tooth brush. cost yake ni pound 50
      There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand—without you even speaking a word.
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