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      Post Ogopa kumchagulia mtu mke,yatakukuta haya!

      Kuna jamaa mmoja alitaka kuoa, hivyo akamuomba rafiki yake amtafutie mchumba. Rafiki akamtafuta msichana ambaye ametulia iel mbaya, asiyependa makuu na wala hakuna mtu aliyekuwa akijua sifa zake mbaya. taratibu za ndoa zikafuata na ndoa ya kifahari ikafungwa huku rafiki akiwa mshenga.

      Sasa ndani ya ndoa kukawa na timbwili zito sana, maelewano yakawa hayapo kati ya mke na mume, watu wengi sana wakashangaa kwa kuwa ndoa yenyewe bado changa na mwanamke na mwanaume wote wanaonekana kuwa ni wapole wasiokuwa na makuu.

      Kikaitishwa kikao cha upande wazazi wa kike, bahati mbaya mshenga hakuhusishwa, ila walichukuwa watu wazima wenye busara na kuwaweka chini bwana na bibi harusi. Walipoulizwa tatizo, bi harusi alisema kuwa mumewe hamridhishi kimapenzi... mwanaume naye akasema anatoa dozi mara mbili kwa wiki.... wazee wenye busara zao wakasema kuwa hiyo inatosha sana....

      Lakini katika maongezi yale ikaonekana kuwa mwanaume alikuwa na kitu cha ziada ambacho alikuwa akishindwa kukiweka hadharani, ndipo wazee wale wenye busara wakamchagua mtu mmoja kwenda kumwambia mshenga ili ambane jaama ambaye ni rafiki yake amwulize kama kulikuwa na jambo la ziada ambalo alishindwa kulisema kwenye kile kikao.

      Mshenga alipoambiwa jambo hilo akamvaa rafiki yake na kumuuliza kulikoni? Jamaa akafunguka kuwa mke wake anataka kugongwa nyuma.... amekuwa akimlazisha amfanye hivyo karibu kila siku, amejaribu mara moja na amegundua kuwa mkewe ni mzoefu kwa mchezo huo....!

      Kama vile haitoshi jamaa akasema kuwa mkewe anasema bila ya kufanyiwa hivyo na kupitishwa ulimi chumvini hasikii raha hata kidogo.

      Mshenga akashtuka sana, hakuamini kama binti yule angekuwa na mchezo ule kwani hakuwa na makuu katika malezi yake yote, akatoka na kupeleka ujumbe kama alivyaambiwa na rafiki yake.... alipofika kwa mzee aliyemwambia naye hakuamini kile kilichokuwa kikizungumzwa na mshenga.

      Wakawaitwa wazee wengine wakaambiwa, wakapigwa na butwaaa, hawakuamini, wakamfuata mzazi wa kike wa bi harusi naye hakuamini kwa kujua kuwa mwanaye amemlea kwa maadili na heshima kubwa hawezi kufanya mambo kama yale..... wakaona ngoja wamwite mtoto wa kike yaani bi harusi wamuuulize kama anayosema mumewe ni ya kweli.... hapo akapewa nafasi mama tu kuongea na binti yake.... Mtoto akakiri kuwa ni kweli kwani ni mchezo aliouanza muda mrefu na bila ya kufanyiwa hivyo asikii raha..... Mama mzazi alizimia na kukimbizwa haspitali, alipopona baada ya muda kidogo aliwaita wazee wenzake na kuwaambia kuwa yale aliyoyasema bwana harusi mwanaye amekiri kuwa ni kweli.

      Taarifa zilizopo ni kwamba ndoa inaelekea kufa kwa bi harusi kurudishwa nyumbani kwao kati ya siku hizi mbili. Ni kisa cha kweli hakuna hata chumvi iliyooongezwa.


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      Wallah kiama kimefika kwa mtindo huu hapo hata shetani hua hasogei
      wadada wengi wanapitiwa njia ya vumbi kuliko inavyofikiriwa. Hospital wanatoa condom zilizonasa mkund....i wadada wengi tu. Ukitaka kujua we mjaribu dada(kwa wanaoiba nje),mwambie upande mwingine inakuwaje? Subiri atakavyoitika fasta. Hii inahusisha wote,wasomi, hgs, wa mtaani,wake za watu.

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      Quote By Simba Mkali View Post
      Kuna jamaa mmoja alitaka kuoa, hivyo akamuomba rafiki yake amtafutie mchumba. Rafiki akamtafuta msichana ambaye ametulia iel mbaya, asiyependa makuu na wala hakuna mtu aliyekuwa akijua sifa zake mbaya. taratibu za ndoa zikafuata na ndoa ya kifahari ikafungwa huku rafiki akiwa mshenga.

      Sasa ndani ya ndoa kukawa na timbwili zito sana, maelewano yakawa hayapo kati ya mke na mume, watu wengi sana wakashangaa kwa kuwa ndoa yenyewe bado changa na mwanamke na mwanaume wote wanaonekana kuwa ni wapole wasiokuwa na makuu.

      Kikaitishwa kikao cha upande wazazi wa kike, bahati mbaya mshenga hakuhusishwa, ila walichukuwa watu wazima wenye busara na kuwaweka chini bwana na bibi harusi. Walipoulizwa tatizo, bi harusi alisema kuwa mumewe hamridhishi kimapenzi... mwanaume naye akasema anatoa dozi mara mbili kwa wiki.... wazee wenye busara zao wakasema kuwa hiyo inatosha sana....

      Lakini katika maongezi yale ikaonekana kuwa mwanaume alikuwa na kitu cha ziada ambacho alikuwa akishindwa kukiweka hadharani, ndipo wazee wale wenye busara wakamchagua mtu mmoja kwenda kumwambia mshenga ili ambane jaama ambaye ni rafiki yake amwulize kama kulikuwa na jambo la ziada ambalo alishindwa kulisema kwenye kile kikao.

      Mshenga alipoambiwa jambo hilo akamvaa rafiki yake na kumuuliza kulikoni? Jamaa akafunguka kuwa mke wake anataka kugongwa nyuma.... amekuwa akimlazisha amfanye hivyo karibu kila siku, amejaribu mara moja na amegundua kuwa mkewe ni mzoefu kwa mchezo huo....!

      Kama vile haitoshi jamaa akasema kuwa mkewe anasema bila ya kufanyiwa hivyo na kupitishwa ulimi chumvini hasikii raha hata kidogo.

      Mshenga akashtuka sana, hakuamini kama binti yule angekuwa na mchezo ule kwani hakuwa na makuu katika malezi yake yote, akatoka na kupeleka ujumbe kama alivyaambiwa na rafiki yake.... alipofika kwa mzee aliyemwambia naye hakuamini kile kilichokuwa kikizungumzwa na mshenga.

      Wakawaitwa wazee wengine wakaambiwa, wakapigwa na butwaaa, hawakuamini, wakamfuata mzazi wa kike wa bi harusi naye hakuamini kwa kujua kuwa mwanaye amemlea kwa maadili na heshima kubwa hawezi kufanya mambo kama yale..... wakaona ngoja wamwite mtoto wa kike yaani bi harusi wamuuulize kama anayosema mumewe ni ya kweli.... hapo akapewa nafasi mama tu kuongea na binti yake.... Mtoto akakiri kuwa ni kweli kwani ni mchezo aliouanza muda mrefu na bila ya kufanyiwa hivyo asikii raha..... Mama mzazi alizimia na kukimbizwa haspitali, alipopona baada ya muda kidogo aliwaita wazee wenzake na kuwaambia kuwa yale aliyoyasema bwana harusi mwanaye amekiri kuwa ni kweli.

      Taarifa zilizopo ni kwamba ndoa inaelekea kufa kwa bi harusi kurudishwa nyumbani kwao kati ya siku hizi mbili. Ni kisa cha kweli hakuna hata chumvi iliyooongezwa.
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      Hii thread ni ngumu wajameni.... Naomba niishie kusema... Memo of all your Avatars.... I love this one, sijui kwa nini bt it is nice.
      Sema shem....
      Pole kwa kuumwa.....
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      network search.........

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      kuna mamboo mengineee unamalizaaa ki akiliii,saa we kuwambiaa wazazii yanini....kulambaa chumviii mbonaaa poaa 2,na kama anataga umkwangue vochaaa unamkwanguaaa kimya kimyaaa yote mapenziiii,afu demu bab kubwa kakuchana live mwingine angekuwaa ana tigoliziwaaa njee ya ndoa na wahuniii 2
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      Haijamalizika hii nanai alimfundisha ..usikute ni baba wa binti maana sisis mababa siku hizi.............!!!!
      24 hours in a day! 24 beers in a case, Coincidence? I think not!

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      Hii thread ni ngumu wajameni.... Naomba niishie kusema... Memo of all your Avatars.... I love this one, sijui kwa nini bt it is nice.
      Ngumu Kumesa sio?
      Better to have a Good Dictatorship than Bad Democracy !!!!

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      Speechless!


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      unafumua tu si amewah kutest aendelee tu
      Pila amshukuru huyo bint kwa kumwambia kipenda roho
      je bint angekuwa anatoka nje kupimwa oil ya difu na akirud kwa kamchiz anakapa mlango wa kawaida angefanyeje..

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      Hapa nimepita tu

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      Huyo mwanamke amekubuhu hafai kuishi na mwanaume anaweza leta aibu hospt wakati wa kujifungua anaweza akapush mavi yote tumboni.
      Kheri ya upweke mara 100 kuliko mpenzi asiye jua maana!!!!

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      Sema shem....
      Pole kwa kuumwa.....

      Habari yako shem... Asante for checking up on me...

      My health is good Thank God!
      Weekend hii utaja home? Umepotea bana..lol
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      Habari yako shem... Asante for checking up on me...

      My health is good Thank God!
      Weekend hii utaja home? Umepotea bana..lol
      AshaDii, pole sana nitakutafuta week hii
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      AshaDii, pole sana nitakutafuta week hii


      Mungu ni mwema... Nishapoa dear... Mzima wewe? Naona umeamua kuja ki ghost ghost katika Avatar...
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      Demu akikupa lazima akugawie na mtandao, hivi hivi atasema hujamfikisha, hii inaonesha totoz zinagongwa sana nyuma na ishawakolea!!

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      Habari yako shem... Asante for checking up on me...

      My health is good Thank God!
      Weekend hii utaja home? Umepotea bana..lol
      Heheheee shem bana...
      Mimi ni nani hadi nikatae ofa hii? Saa tano asubuh....nakuja kushinda.
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      Heheheee shem bana...
      Mimi ni nani hadi nikatae ofa hii? Saa tano asubuh....nakuja kushinda.


      Karibu saana Shem. Will be looking forward to your arrival.
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      Bwana harusi aache ushamba, kama vipi ale mtoto huyo kiboga!
      kha nawe una support, sasa hapo ushamba uko wapi? lingekuwa ni jambo la kawaida sidhani kama mama mtu angezimia na wazee wengine wangeshangaa.

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      Mbaya sana kwa afya ya uzazi
      Use what you get to get what you want

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      Huyo dada anahitaji msaada wa kisaikolojia,but MUNGU amsaidie.

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      Duh! Malezi na ulimya kumbe sometimes sio kipimo cha tabia njema.

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      Mhh!!!! Naona karibu masia anarudi, tujiandae.

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