Obamas Expected to Have Sex in White House, Insiders Say

In what is sure to be a controversial move, President-elect Barack Obama has indicated to his inner circle of advisors that he and his wife may have sex in the White House sometime during the four years of his first term in office.

"He's not saying they definitely will have sex," said an Obama confidante who declined to be named, "But he's not ruling it out. He's also not ruling out having sex more than once."

Although Mr. Obama himself is a regarded as something of a sex symbol, there has been surprisingly little speculation and rumor about the incoming First Couple's romantic life. Longtime observers and friends regard both Mr. and Mrs. Obama as somewhat emotionally chilly. "From what I understand, it's a bit like the Vulcan mating ritual, the Pon Far," said outgoing Democratic Party Chair Howard Dean. "Barack will feel a seasonal urge that he knows rationally and logically that he is powerless to control. He will inform Michelle and she will attempt to satisfy the urge. Their schedulers work out the precise details."

Although it was common for American presidents to have marital sex in the White House throughout the 19th Century, the practice has become increasingly rare in modern times. The last president believed to have frequent intercourse in the White House was Calvin Coolidge whose relationship with his wife, Grace, became intensely passionate following the death of their younger son from an infected blister.

The two chief executives most often associated with presidential sex in recent years, Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy, did not have the sex they are famous for with their First Ladies. Jimmy Carter, a former president known for a tendency to overshare wrote in his memoir, Keeping Faith: Memoirs of a President, that he and his wife Rosalynn had intercourse once a year on New Year's Eve "for five minutes with the lights off" during his presidency. Mrs. Carter disputed her husband's account in her own memoir, First Lady from Plains.

With four large bedrooms, the First Family's private apartment on the second floor of the White House is designed to accommodate whatever marital configuration the President and First Lady happen to prefer, according to Rear Admiral Stephen Rochon, the Chief Usher of the Executive Mansion. "The President's bedroom and the First Lady's bedroom can be as close together or as far apart as they want," Adm. Rochon said, adding that, as with many couples, sleeping arrangements are usually decided based on who snores. As for the possibility that the Obamas might share a bedroom, Adm. Rochon said he "could not see any reason for that."

The Secret Service has already begun preparing for the possibility that the president's tight schedule might be interrupted on occasion by a brief sexual interlude. The code phrase to indicate that the president (code name "Renegade") and First Lady (code name "Renaissance") are having sex will be "discussing the Bosnian problem" as in "Renegade can't be disturbed right now. He and Renaissance are discussing the Bosnian problem." In the event that president and Mrs. Obama are, in fact, discussing the Bosnian problem and not having sex, Secret Service agents have been instructed to say that they are "reviewing the Bosnian situation." A spokesman for the Bosnian government could not be reached for comment.

Mr. Obama preferences with regard to birth control are not mentioned in either of his books, The Audacity of Hope and Dreams of my Father, though Michelle Obama has said on several occasions that she does not plan to have any more children.

Although Mr. Obama drew scant support form the Religious Right during his campaign, Fundamentalist Christians would have no objection to the president having post-marital sex in the White House according to Focus on the Family's James Dobson. "Intimate relations in the context of a different-sex marriage is just not something we have a problem with, despite what the liberal media would have you believe," he said.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. "I'm a little glad and a little sad," said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. "I'm glad if he's happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me," Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. "That's how I feel, too," he said.

Billy Kimball: Obamas Expected to Have Sex in White House, Insiders Say

Duh jamani.....kumbe huko ikulu mambo yanaweza kuwa magumu hivyo au ni mila na desturi? na Muungwana wetu hapa naye vipi na mama mkubwa?

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Lazima kile kitando kilichoko Lincoln's Bedroom kiongee tu...mechi itakua
kali hata kuliko ya Simba na Yanga hapo 'Neshno'.

Hivi hao ambao hawajatajwa kufanya ngono ndani ya White House, wanafanyia wapi mambo yao? Au ukiwa rais unaenda likizo ya mambo flani?
Hivi kuna rais wa Marekani aliyepata mtoto akiwa White House? I mean, kuna mtoto aliyewahi 'kuumba' na rais ndani ya jumba jeupe?

^^ Hilo lingewekwa wazi na article hiyo hapo juu, naona hadi sasa hakuna pres aliyepata mtoto akiwa ikulu...

Pengine Obama anaweza kuwa rais wa kwanza huko kupata mtoto... Licha ya mkewe kusema hana nia ya kuzaa tena...

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Hivi sex nayo ni political huko USA. Sijaelewa kabisa, nilifikiri sex between married people wanaopendana ni kawaida anywhere anytime???????????????

Kama mambo ndiyo hivyo ma rais wetu watafikiria mara mbili kabla ya kuchukua form kugombea!!!

Naona kura zimeisha na sasa wanapapatikia anything they can come
across.Mimi nilikua najua maswala ya ngono ni private affair ya mtu na
ni mambo ya kawaida between man and wife lakini naona kuna wasomi
wanaochunguza maswala haya...hata kujua nani alimdunda nani wakiwa
Whitehouse...hhmmmm!

Obama basi afanye kweli amfungue mama nyungu ya uzazi na wabwage the
first born ndani ya ikulu....ma-racist watakoma ubishi!

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