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      Wadau Eid Mubaraq,

      Natumai mnatabaruq maaqul al'asir hii na wale ambao mida bado haijafika basi naona kwa mbaali mmeshajaza mate midomoni na kuandaa njaa. Binafsi nimeshaweka tayari ndizi 3 mbivu kujielekeza huko nilikoalikwa.

      Kama nilivyojiahidi kuwa kabla ya summer kuisha na mie nitafunguka ktk jamvi hili tuquf ktk kuutanabahisha umma huu yale yanayonisibu. Basi nadhani sitakua nimechelewa sana.

      Kwa kifupi:
      Tangazo lipo ifuatavyo:

      Mimi Abdulhalim bin Juma bin Mwalimu natangaza nia ya kutafuta rafiki subject to:
      1. The relationship will be strictly sapiosexual unless new conditions & terms are mutually agreed and accepted by both subjects!
      2. Jinsia ya kike tu inahusika!
      3. Usiwe mlokole au mjahidina(swala 5)
      4. Ideally be financially-free ila sio muhimu sana
      5. Umri usiozidi miaka 29.05
      6. Be/ act like smart / learnt individual
      7. Na nyinginezo

      Wasifu wangu:
      1. Kijana wa kiume
      2. Miaka 33
      3. The ultimate & most eligible bachelor in JF
      4. Wasifu wa ziada kuhusu mengine mnaeza kuzipata kupitia mabandiko na nyuzi hapa JF

      Kwa haya machache if this sounds really exciting to you, then drop me a line or few in my very own PM or at
      [email protected]

      Wabillah tawfiq

      Dullah One.
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      Moola's the motive

    2. Miaka 50

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      Wewe si ndo unaonyesha alama ya FILIMASONI kwenye avatar yako,hebu toa diskripshen ya affiliation yako kwenye hii jamii!

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      Quote By Baba V
      Wewe si ndo unaonyesha alama ya FILIMASONI kwenye avatar yako,hebu toa diskripshen ya affiliation yako kwenye hii jamii!
      kaka ni aje tena? mbona unapeperusha stimu? tangazo kaa halikusu unasepa tu, sio kila kitu ni siasa.
      Moola's the motive

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      Kila la kheri yahe. Ila angalizo, usidanganywe na avatar. Nlishaingia mkenge nikakutana na bonge la bibi. Khaa! Swahiba wangu klorokwini alijikuta anadeti na shoga la Magomeni.
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      Kila la kheri yahe. Ila angalizo, usidanganywe na avatar. Nlishaingia mkenge nikakutana na bonge la bibi. Khaa! Swahiba wangu klorokwini alijikuta anadeti na shoga la Magomeni.
      Usihofu kaka.
      Conditions zipo wazi..hakuna expectations za ajabu hapo.
      Moola's the motive

    7. RukaaJuu Final

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      teh teh wewe nawe
      Blessed are hearts that bend but shall never broken

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      Yakhe sasa mwezi ulioisha uji kakupikia nani? Ulikuwa na matamanio mwezi mzima?

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      Quote By MadameX
      teh teh wewe nawe
      acha longolongo, kaa inahusu fanya mambo..
      Moola's the motive

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      Quote By MESTOD
      Yakhe sasa mwezi ulioisha uji kakupikia nani? Ulikuwa na matamanio mwezi mzima?
      hujaona sherti #3? nyie ndo mnaokuaga wa mwisho dasarani...
      Moola's the motive

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      sapiosexual wow, someone has an evil past. You must be looking for someone who will understand your past adventures. Life is sweet. Good luck.

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      Quote By Abdulhalim
      kaka ni aje tena? mbona unapeperusha stimu? tangazo kaa halikusu unasepa tu, sio kila kitu ni siasa.
      No offence mkuu! all the best!

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      Quote By Me370
      sapiosexual wow, someone has an evil past. You must be looking for someone who will understand your past adventures. Life is sweet. Good luck.
      hata kama unataka kuongeza idadi ya posts uwe unachagua nyuzi mazee..sasa hiki ndio nini?
      Moola's the motive

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      hata kama unataka kuongeza idadi ya posts uwe unachagua nyuzi mazee..sasa hiki ndio nini?
      Hahahah jaribu kutumia google translator lol. Arif videm bado havijaibuka? Jaribu kuvidanganya unaendesha Hammer la 2012. Vishori vya cku hizi bila uongo na kujifagilia kiaina vinajifanya kupotezea.

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      Quote By Asprin
      Hahahah jaribu kutumia google translator lol. Arif videm bado havijaibuka? Jaribu kuvidanganya unaendesha Hammer la 2012. Vishori vya cku hizi bila uongo na kujifagilia kiaina vinajifanya kupotezea.
      aisee, nimeshaanza kukusanya maombi nikitazama kasi ya uletaji nitatangaza mwisho wa validity ya hii offer. Mtu mwene mtazamo wa kutafuta mwendesha Hammer nadhani hili bandiko halimuhusu kwa sababu ni wazi hana sifa zinazotakikana.
      Moola's the motive

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      Quote By Abdulhalim

      Wasifu wangu:
      1. Kijana wa kiume
      2. Miaka 33
      3. The ultimate & most eligible bachelor in JF
      4. Wasifu wa ziada kuhusu mengine mnaeza kuzipata kupitia mabandiko na nyuzi hapa JF

      Kwa haya machache if this sounds really exciting to you, then drop me a line or few in my very own PM or at
      [email protected]

      Wabillah tawfiq

      Dullah One.
      Bado unatafuta au umesha pata? I am interested.
      Mi nina sifa zote unazo hitaji kasoro moja (nitaisema PM)
      ila nina wasiwasi na hapo in bold: ni auto-proclaimed?
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      Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
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      Bado unatafuta au umesha pata? I am interested.
      Mi nina sifa zote unazo hitaji kasoro moja (nitaisema PM)
      ila nina wasiwasi na hapo in bold: ni auto-proclaimed?
      Kati ya yote ulioongea hilo lililoekwa rangi tofauti ndio la msingi na linahusu uzi huu.
      Bi. Mwali nasubiri PM yako, nafasi iko wazi bado pengine ww ndo utafunga duka! (niko very serious).
      Moola's the motive

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      Kati ya yote ulioongea hilo lililoekwa rangi tofauti ndio la msingi na linahusu uzi huu.
      Bi. Mwali nasubiri PM yako, nafasi iko wazi bado pengine ww ndo utafunga duka! (niko very serious).
      Nimesha tuma PM ya kuonesha how smart I am

      Si mwenyewe umesema we should act smart?
      Mi nimeelewa we can pretend to be smart.

      Matokeo lini?
      Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
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      Quote By Asprin
      Hahahah jaribu kutumia google translator lol. Arif videm bado havijaibuka? Jaribu kuvidanganya unaendesha Hammer la 2012. Vishori vya cku hizi bila uongo na kujifagilia kiaina vinajifanya kupotezea.
      Babu hao wakwako unawatafutia baa au?
      No wonder umesema videm/vishori etc
      Yeye anatafuta something above that
      Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
      Edwin H. Land

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      Nimesha tuma PM ya kuonesha how smart I am

      Si mwenyewe umesema we should act smart?
      Mi nimeelewa we can pretend to be smart.

      Matokeo lini?
      Bi. Mwali uneonesha vile vitu ninaexpect sana, nimesoma nanihii yako na umeona ume-like kule kwingine / you must be sheikh Yahaya descendant maana ile nanihii inakuhusu! i guess sasaivi unajiskia UJIKO SANA. anyways liwale na liwe! nitananihii ile nanihii when I'm free.
      Don't worry with matokeo, it is you to lose..
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      Wajameni, offer hii ina-expire tarehe 31 August 2012.. kama kutakua na chochote tutajuzana..mkiona kimya mjue zoezi limekua tasa. Ni hayo tu.
      Moola's the motive

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