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Default Watu Wana Madharau!

Watu wengine bwana wana madharau sana. Haswa wakipata tu. Huwezi kuamini leo nampigia simu Obama Eti hapokei...! Na juzi tu hapa kabla ya uchaguzi alikuwa anani'beep ili nimpigie...! Kweli aliye pata m4t4ko ulia mbwata...!

Hii ni mssg nilipata juzi usiku kwa simu yangu, Nilipoanza kuisoma nilishtuka kidogo. Ila nilipoendelea kuisoma ndipo nikaelewa.
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Umejuwaje wewe...! Duh duniani hakuna siri...! ah ah ah ah...! Ku Klux Klan wana mambo!
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teh teh teh teh ...Hata kwenye Jokes basi lazima muonyeshe ufisadi wenu....! Duh...! Kaaaziii kweli kweli!
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teh teh teh teh ...Hata kwenye Jokes basi lazima muonyeshe ufisadi wenu....! Duh...! Kaaaziii kweli kweli!
Fisadi ni wewe x-paster (unaye pasterize wanadamu) bin Osama.
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Haya mambo yameanzaje anzaje lakini, mbona naona uvamizi wa ghalfa... kulikoni...? Au ndo ushapata mssg na wewe...!?
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