Topic: My letter to DHR( Director of Human resources )

Dear Boss,



I wish to let you know that the 2008 MTN Africa Cup of Nations

kicked off. This is not just any other tournament, it's the Africa Cup of Nations!

Please note that this tournament takes three weeks to finish, i.e. from 20th

January to 10th February. During this period take note of the following:



1. I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch

the kick off of the first game.



2. Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every

morning, it will depend on the time the last game finishes.



3. Production will go up during this month as almost all

employees will be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human Resource).



4. I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket,

bowling, etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next 3 weeks, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question like " Is ESCOM United playing tonight?" is welcome, that is if you really want to fit in, or else you will be a loner for almost one month.



5. Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good

morning" to "How was the game last night?"



6. I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no

amount of money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me any work after 14 30hours.



7. I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the

first 1 hour every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the internet and also chatting with friends on phone.



8. Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide

to break any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone.


Thank you for your understanding.



Yours faithfully,



MWM
JF Senior Expert Member

CC: INVISIBLE



Cc: Management

Union

FIFA

TANESCO
AFCON Organising Committee

United Nations

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Dear MWM,
Don't worry..your job is well secured. You can pop into office at your own time, you can also pop out as soon as you may wish. But, grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... your salary will be fluactuating as well (mostly downwards)....any loss coming my way goes direct to salary...
Yours,
MD- this is beyond the DHR capacity

By Roya Roy

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Dear MWM,
Don't worry..your job is well secured. You can pop into office at your own time, you can also pop out as soon as you may wish. But, grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... your salary will be fluactuating as well (mostly downwards)....any loss coming my way goes direct to salary...
Yours,
MD- this is beyond the DHR capacity

Hahahahahahahaha sasa hapo kukata salary si ni sawa na kurusha mawe ikulu mzee?

Duh!!! Them CCs...
Well i think you haven't consulted with Tanesco on power...

By dmussa

Duh!!! Them CCs...
Well i think you haven't consulted with Tanesco on power...

Teh! Teh! Teh!!!

By dmussa

Duh!!! Them CCs...
Well i think you haven't consulted with Tanesco on power...

Limezingatiwa mkubwa. Thanks kwa ushauri.