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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani..

      Nyani Ngabu
      , una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
      Fidel80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      Mzee Mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..

      Asprin
      unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..

      Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...

      Unataka unataka..

      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuomba tochi...
      watu8 wewe ni mshamba hadi mara ya kwanza kupanda daladala ulianza kutandika vitambaa kwenye siti.


      PS: On a light touch...
      Last edited by Mentor; 28th December 2013 at 12:59. Reason: kutoa ukali..
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      hayaaa...unatakaee..
      We simu yako imechakaa (ni nzee) mpaka phone book imechanika!!!
      cheki hili nalo lirefu mpaka linaona kesho
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      thethetehe.. duh! kuna watu sio wa kuwachokoza duh!..
      Pure Matrimony >> Purity starts here (Quran 24:26)
      My loyalty is to reason,and as a reasonable person I reserve the right to change my mind when presented with new information that alters my perspective" Njiwa"ᵀᴴᴱ'ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ✯

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      thethetehe.. duh! kuna watu sio wa kuwachokoza duh!..
      cheki hili nalo kwa kuvamia vamia tu....tumbo kubwa msosi kwa jirani
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      cheki hili nalo kwa kuvamia vamia tu....tumbo kubwa msosi kwa jirani
      We HC ni mbaya mpaka unawafanya watoto vipofu walie, na pia mpaka mama wako kabla hajakunyonyesha lazima awe kalewa chakalii!
      "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.." (GB Shaw)


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      We HC ni mbaya mpaka unawafanya watoto vipofu walie, na pia mpaka mama wako kabla hajakunyonyesha lazima awe kalewa chakalii!

      cheki hili nalo yaani zezeta mpaka likiangalia avatar ya rose linaona aibu!
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Na wewe HC mwambie huyo rafiki yako Mentor alivyo mbaya mpaka madereva wanaweka picha yake ktk madirisha ya magari yao kama an anti theft device! unataka unataka unataka!....
      "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.." (GB Shaw)


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      Na wewe HC mwambie huyo rafiki yako Mentor alivyo mbaya mpaka madereva wanaweka picha yake ktk madirisha ya magari yao kama an anti theft device! unataka unataka unataka!....

      unataka eenhee cheki hili nalo lina mhemko ka avatar ya finest
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Na wewe HC mwambie huyo rafiki yako Mentor alivyo mbaya mpaka madereva wanaweka picha yake ktk madirisha ya magari yao kama an anti theft device! unataka unataka unataka!....
      twende twende yaani we ni mchoyo wa thanks ka jf account ya rose
      Last edited by hashycool; 19th November 2010 at 01:35. Reason: sahihi
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Mentor meno kama sururu.

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      twende twende yaani we ni mchoyo wa thanks ka jf account ya rose
      masikio kama popo

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      masikio kama popo
      duh! unataka enhe.....we bibi yako muongo hadi alipokufa watu hawakuamini....
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      duh! unataka enhe.....we bibi yako muongo hadi alipokufa watu hawakuamini....
      Du!!

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      Jamanie, endeleeni kumimina. Najua mento (kule Moshi tunawaitaga vichaa hivyo) anaandaa mabomu zaidi

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      Eeehhh jamani siku yangu inakuwa poa wekeni mambo
      A Little Impatience can spoil great plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Dont Loose your temper nobody need it"

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      Eeehhh jamani siku yangu inakuwa poa wekeni mambo
      we vipi? cheki ndo maana mmekomaa hadi kwenu leo mmetumia concrete mix kama breakfast
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Hashy: wewe ni mfupi mpaka kukinyesha wewe ndo unakuwa wa mwisho kujua..
      Dena Amsi: Hayaaa..nyinyi tv yenu ni local mpaka undertaker wa wrestling anaitwa Massawe
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      Katavi: Paka wenu ni mzee amebakisha siku moja awe simba..
      Unata unataka...
      Hashy: wewe ni mweusi mpaka ile siku ulizaliwa madokta walishtuka, "Yesu na Maria, kameungua..."
      Twende twende..
      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe ni mchafu mpaka ukilalia mashuka masafi unapatwa na homa!!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      we vipi? cheki ndo maana mmekomaa hadi kwenu leo mmetumia concrete mix kama breakfast
      Taratibu bwana mnaniumiza mbavu mwenzenu
      A Little Impatience can spoil great plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Dont Loose your temper nobody need it"

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      Hashy: wewe ni mfupi mpaka kukinyesha wewe ndo unakuwa wa mwisho kujua..
      Dena Amsi: Hayaaa..nyinyi tv yenu ni local mpaka undertaker wa wrestling anaitwa Massawe
      Loyal Citizen: Usimcheke mwenzio wakati na yenu ni ndogo mpaka watu wa kusoma habari wanachuchumaa ndo muweze kuwaona vizuri..
      Raia fluani: Dada zako ni wabaya mpaka baba yenu ameandika kwenye geti, "Marry 1 get 2 free"..teh teh teh..
      Katavi: Paka wenu ni mzee amebakisha siku moja awe simba..
      Unata unataka...
      Hashy: wewe ni mweusi mpaka ile siku ulizaliwa madokta walishtuka, "Yesu na Maria, kameungua..."
      Twende twende..
      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe ni mchafu mpaka ukilalia mashuka masafi unapatwa na homa!!!!
      Jamani mtanifanya nipelekwe hospitali mwenzenu kwa kuvunjika mbavu taratibu eeehhh
      A Little Impatience can spoil great plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Dont Loose your temper nobody need it"

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      Mentor una masikio mapana kama dishi la CTN.......
      ....Shimo La Panya Halizibwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      mwangalie kwanza...wewe ni mchoyo mpaka ukimeza mate unajificha!!
      Mwone kwanza matak.o bandebande kama pasi ya mkaa...
      ....Shimo La Panya Halizibwi Kwa Mkate.....


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