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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani..

      Nyani Ngabu
      , una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
      Fidel80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      Mzee Mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..

      Asprin
      unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..

      Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...

      Unataka unataka..

      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuomba tochi...
      watu8 wewe ni mshamba hadi mara ya kwanza kupanda daladala ulianza kutandika vitambaa kwenye siti.


      PS: On a light touch...
      Last edited by Mentor; 28th December 2013 at 12:59. Reason: kutoa ukali..
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      mnene mpaka mizani inasema to be cotinued...
      ndo maana kwenu ni insecure mpaka police station hufungwa 6pm!!!!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      ndo maana kwenu ni insecure mpaka police station hufungwa 6pm!!!!!!
      we na mkeo mmekomaa mpaka mkikutana kimwili mnatengeneza moto
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Mdomo mkubwa hadi unaweza kufanya kolabo mwenyewe

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      Mdomo mkubwa hadi unaweza kufanya kolabo mwenyewe
      Mang'ang'a taratibu: ndo maana wewe una mdomo mkubwa mpaka ukipiga chafya unajing'ata kifua!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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      Quote By mang'ang'a View Post
      Mdomo mkubwa hadi unaweza kufanya kolabo mwenyewe
      mzito mpaka ulipigisha pancha treni!
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      kwenda huko kichwa kama parachichi la kijiji

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      kwenda huko kichwa kama parachichi la kijiji
      umekomaa mpaka ukijamba ushuzi unakuwa mosquito repellent
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Mdomo mkubwa hadi unaweza kufanya kolabo mwenyewe
      uso ka plastic lililoungua!
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Jamani, sie kwetu kuchafu hadi mende wanavaa kandambili!
      Beware of a sucker punch

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      duuuhhh huku ndani kuna hatari kwa kweli.......... nimecheka, hadi nimelia sasa ngoja ni nyamaze ....
      life goes on.....

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      Quote By njiwa View Post
      duh...
      (Sex can kill u. Do u knw wht the human body goes through whn u have sex? Pupils dilate arteries constrict core temp rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets respiration becomes rapid and shallow the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses frm nowhere 2 nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like u're lifting 3 times your body weight. It's violent it's ugly and it's messy achana na ngono zembe ABSTAIN )




      waoooooo njiwa taratibu basi........
      Last edited by afrodenzi; 18th November 2010 at 02:36.
      life goes on.....

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      Jamani, sie kwetu kuchafu hadi mende wanavaa kandambili!
      NA kweli..wewe ni mchafu mpaka ukipita karibu na choo kinajiflush!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      uso ka plastic lililoungua!
      Hashy wewe ni mbaya mpaka watu wanakuhire wakati wa matanga ndo wapate huzuni!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      Hashy wewe ni mbaya mpaka watu wanakuhire wakati wa matanga ndo wapate huzuni!
      we mbaya kama nyuma ya tv
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      lione, limetoa macho utadhani mjusi kabanwa na mlango

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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani..
      Nyani ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..

      Fidel, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      Mzee mwanakiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..
      Aspirin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
      Na wewe Tukutuku uso kama shamba la matuta...
      Unataka unataka..
      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...

      PS: On a light touch...
      Na wewe Mentor umekomaa mpaka ukitema mate yanadunda kama tenesi.
      ....Shimo La Panya Halizibwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      lione, limetoa macho utadhani mjusi kabanwa na mlango
      cheki sura ka ganda la limao
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      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      ndiyo maana kura yako NEC walishindwa kuichakachua

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      ndiyo maana kura yako NEC walishindwa kuichakachua
      umekomaa hadi ulipokuwa darasani ubaoni unaandikia kidole tu badala ya chaki
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      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      umekomaa hadi ulipokuwa darasani ubaoni unaandikia kidole tu badala ya chaki
      Hashy we ni mroho mpaka unaonja maji ya kupikia ugali
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