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Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)
Unataka matani.. Nyani Ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
fidel 80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
:Mzee mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO.. Asprin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...
Unataka unataka..
Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..
Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...
PS: On a light touch...
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Matani
Last edited by Mentor; 11th October 2012 at 08:42. Reason: kutoa ukali..
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
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hehehe! hapo unautani na Mama anna mkapa ila dah mkuu umemuweza ..mentor upooooo ??!!! inaelekea nyie wawili mlikuwa wagomvi sana enzi zenu
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Ayayayaa....umenichokoza... By hashycool
we ni mweusi mpaka unaacha fingerprints kwenye mkaa!!!!"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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Mwangalie kwanza..we ni mshamba mpaka mara ya kwanza kununuliwa malapa ulivaa kama begi! By hashycool
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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twende twende twende familia yenu wengi mpaka picha yenu ya familia inasema to be continued... By Mentor
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duh kweli nyani haoni kundule.. By njiwa
we ni mbaya mpaka ukienda mbuga za wanyama nyani wakikuona wanakupa ndizi (instead ya vice versa!)"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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hahaha..wewe ni mweusi hadi ukipigwa picha inaandikwa 'scratch to reveal'..twende twende.. By hashycool
Wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukipigwa group picture wanakuandika jina pale ulipokuwa..
twende twende..
wewe ni mweusi mpaka...wewew!!!!!!"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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mfupi mpaka ukikaa juu ya ganda la kibiriti miguu haifiki chini...... By Mentor
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Mwangalie kwanza..una kichogo kikubwa mpaka ukiinamisha kichwa kwa nyuma kinaingia back pocket! By hashycool
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
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Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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meno mpaka mkutano wa yanga huitaji kadi! By Mentor
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@Ng'anangwa, wewe ni mserious mpaka simu yako haina games!!!
Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 09:26.
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
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Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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Ayaaa...hilo ni tusi, wacha nikupe lako: By hashycool
Wewe ni mbaya mpaka birth certificate yako ni apology letter from the condom factory!"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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Duh,kweli jina lako linaendana na yaliyomo kichwani,nimecheka! By Mentor
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binadamu tumetokana na sokwe lakini nadhani wewe hukutokea mbali sana nao! By Mentor
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Rose1980 , yaani wewe unangozi imekomaa mpaka ukikonyeza mguu mmoja unainuka!!!
Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 10:30.
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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una domo chapati hukunji By Mentor
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Preta we ngozi yako imeshikamana npaka ukikunja ngumi ukiwa umelala macho yanafunguka!
Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 11:03.
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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hahahaha...na wewe ni mbahili mpaka unapumua na pua moja!!! By hashycool
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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unanuka mpaka inzi wanakukimbia By Mentor
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Mwangalie kwanza..kwenu ni mbali mpaka ukitumiwa sms inafika ikiwa na vumbi! By hashycool
"Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
NACHO CHA RUWA!
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mnene mpaka mizani inasema to be cotinued... By Mentor
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