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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani..

      Nyani Ngabu
      , una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
      Fidel80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      Mzee Mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..

      Asprin
      unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..

      Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...

      Unataka unataka..

      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuomba tochi...
      watu8 wewe ni mshamba hadi mara ya kwanza kupanda daladala ulianza kutandika vitambaa kwenye siti.


      PS: On a light touch...
      Last edited by Mentor; 28th December 2013 at 12:59. Reason: kutoa ukali..
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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      sura ka unajiandaa kupiga chafya!
      hehehe! hapo unautani na Mama anna mkapa ila dah mkuu umemuweza ..mentor upooooo ??!!! inaelekea nyie wawili mlikuwa wagomvi sana enzi zenu
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      mweusi mpaka ukiingia kwenye gari linakuwa tinted
      Ayayayaa....umenichokoza...
      we ni mweusi mpaka unaacha fingerprints kwenye mkaa!!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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      sura ka unajiandaa kupiga chafya!
      Mwangalie kwanza..we ni mshamba mpaka mara ya kwanza kununuliwa malapa ulivaa kama begi!
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      Ayayayaa....umenichokoza...
      we ni mweusi mpaka unaacha fingerprints kwenye mkaa!!!!
      twende twende twende familia yenu wengi mpaka picha yenu ya familia inasema to be continued...
      Don David and Heaven on Earth like this.
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      hehehe! hapo unautani na Mama anna mkapa ila dah mkuu umemuweza ..mentor upooooo ??!!! inaelekea nyie wawili mlikuwa wagomvi sana enzi zenu
      duh kweli nyani haoni kundule..
      we ni mbaya mpaka ukienda mbuga za wanyama nyani wakikuona wanakupa ndizi (instead ya vice versa!)
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      twende twende twende familia yenu wengi mpaka picha yenu ya familia inasema to be continued...
      hahaha..wewe ni mweusi hadi ukipigwa picha inaandikwa 'scratch to reveal'..twende twende..

      Wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukipigwa group picture wanakuandika jina pale ulipokuwa..
      twende twende..
      wewe ni mweusi mpaka...wewew!!!!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      hahaha..wewe ni mweusi hadi ukipigwa picha inaandikwa 'scratch to reveal'..twende twende..

      Wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukipigwa group picture wanakuandika jina pale ulipokuwa..
      twende twende..
      wewe ni mweusi mpaka...wewew!!!!!!
      mfupi mpaka ukikaa juu ya ganda la kibiriti miguu haifiki chini......
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      mfupi mpaka ukikaa juu ya ganda la kibiriti miguu haifiki chini......
      Mwangalie kwanza..una kichogo kikubwa mpaka ukiinamisha kichwa kwa nyuma kinaingia back pocket!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      Mwangalie kwanza..una kichogo kikubwa mpaka ukiinamisha kichwa kwa nyuma kinaingia back pocket!
      meno mpaka mkutano wa yanga huitaji kadi!
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      @Ng'anangwa, wewe ni mserious mpaka simu yako haina games!!!
      Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 10:26.
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
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      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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      meno mpaka mkutano wa yanga huitaji kadi!
      Ayaaa...hilo ni tusi, wacha nikupe lako:
      Wewe ni mbaya mpaka birth certificate yako ni apology letter from the condom factory!
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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani..
      Nyani ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..

      Fidel, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      Mzee mwanakiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..
      Aspirin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
      Na wewe Tukutuku uso kama shamba la matuta...
      Unataka unataka..
      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...

      PS: On a light touch...
      Duh,kweli jina lako linaendana na yaliyomo kichwani,nimecheka!

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      Ayaaa...hilo ni tusi, wacha nikupe lako:
      Wewe ni mbaya mpaka birth certificate yako ni apology letter from the condom factory!
      binadamu tumetokana na sokwe lakini nadhani wewe hukutokea mbali sana nao!
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Rose1980 , yaani wewe unangozi imekomaa mpaka ukikonyeza mguu mmoja unainuka!!!
      Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 11:30.
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      Rose1980: yaani wewe unangozi imekomaa mpaka ukikonyeza mguu mmoja unainuka!!!
      una domo chapati hukunji
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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      Preta we ngozi yako imeshikamana npaka ukikunja ngumi ukiwa umelala macho yanafunguka!
      Last edited by Mentor; 30th January 2013 at 12:03.
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      una domo chapati hukunji
      hahahaha...na wewe ni mbahili mpaka unapumua na pua moja!!!
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      hahahaha...na wewe ni mbahili mpaka unapumua na pua moja!!!
      unanuka mpaka inzi wanakukimbia
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      unanuka mpaka inzi wanakukimbia
      Mwangalie kwanza..kwenu ni mbali mpaka ukitumiwa sms inafika ikiwa na vumbi!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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      Mwangalie kwanza..kwenu ni mbali mpaka ukitumiwa sms inafika ikiwa na vumbi!
      mnene mpaka mizani inasema to be cotinued...
      the safest place to hide from the police is the police station!

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