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    1. 17th November 2010 12:15
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      Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
      Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

      Unataka matani.. Nyani Ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
      fidel 80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
      :Mzee mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO.. Asprin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
      Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...
      Unataka unataka..
      Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..
      Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...

      PS: On a light touch...
      Last edited by Mentor; 11th October 2012 at 08:42. Reason: kutoa ukali..
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      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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    2. 28th May 2011 18:14
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      Quote By Kwamex
      Mimi?...Sawa kamasi sugu.
      ''Expire date'' yako ishafika?
      Unanuka ka kinyesi cha popo!!
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    3. 28th May 2011 22:07
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      Quote By Mentor
      Rose1980: yaani wewe unangozi imekomaa mpaka ukikonyeza mguu mmoja unainuka!!!
      Utani mwingine unawe ukaumia moyoni...japo usioneshe hasira zako.
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    4. 28th May 2011 22:19
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      Quote By Ndevu mbili
      Utani mwingine unawe ukaumia moyoni...japo usioneshe hasira zako.
      Moyo wako una vidonda mpaka inzi wamefanya kijiwe!
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    5. 29th May 2011 00:44
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      Natafuta chuo cha matani!
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    6. 29th May 2011 01:15
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      Quote By Manyanza
      Natafuta chuo cha matani!
      Kalale wewe na pua yako kama konzi!
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    7. 29th May 2011 09:42
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      Aisee nilikuwa naugulia maumivu ya man utd hii post imenifurahisha...endeleeni jamani
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    8. 29th May 2011 13:32
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      Quote By Dr.Chichi
      Aisee nilikuwa naugulia maumivu ya man utd hii post imenifurahisha...endeleeni jamani
      Pole sana chichidodo, umeacha ile tabia ya kugeuza CD!
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    9. 29th May 2011 20:27
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      mentor pua kaa donge la sabuni, domo kubwa chapati hukunji,
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    10. 29th May 2011 21:03
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      Nini,nini,! Nywele kama mav*zi ya iddi Amini,... mwone shavu kama nusu kg ya maini,...twende,twende sura kama umenusishwa mavi
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    11. 29th May 2011 21:06
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      Quote By Ziroseventytwo
      Nini,nini,! Nywele kama mav*zi ya iddi Amini,... mwone shavu kama nusu kg ya maini,...twende,twende sura kama umenusishwa mavi
      Sura kama unaangalia muvi za kutisha.
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    12. 29th May 2011 21:21
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      Nini,nini,! Nywele kama mav*zi ya iddi Amini,... mwone shavu kama nusu kg ya maini,...twende,twende sura kama umenusishwa mavi
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    13. 30th May 2011 00:00
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      nimefulai sana bandugu.
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    14. 30th May 2011 08:02
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      Quote By Leonard Robert
      nimefulai sana bandugu.
      Mwangalie kwanza, mnene mpaka ukikalia shilingi mia, inakuwa hamsini mbili!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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    15. 30th May 2011 08:03
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      Sura kama unaangalia muvi za kutisha.
      Nyinyi kwenu ni maskini mpaka shilingi mia mbili zenu zina picha ya Nyerere amevaa vesti imeraruka!!!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
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    16. 30th May 2011 08:06
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      Quote By Dr.Chichi
      Aisee nilikuwa naugulia maumivu ya man utd hii post imenifurahisha...endeleeni jamani
      Hahaha..ati kwenu mmeendelea mpaka mkichapa watoto wana-vibrate badala ya kulia!!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
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    17. 30th May 2011 08:07
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      mentor pua kaa donge la sabuni, domo kubwa chapati hukunji,
      bichwa kubwa, mpaka ukifikiria unasikia echo!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
      Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu - Benki ya mjinga ni tumbo lake.
      Mndu Kangikunda naware rero Lyako..John 14:23
      NACHO CHA RUWA
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    18. 30th May 2011 10:43
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      Nyinyi kwenu ni maskini mpaka shilingi mia mbili zenu zina picha ya Nyerere amevaa vesti imeraruka!!!!
      Kikojoozi, na nguo kaitia moto na ndani kuna viroboto...........
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    19. 30th May 2011 10:45
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      Quote By Leonard Robert
      nimefulai sana bandugu.
      Unafu'L'aia ujinga!!
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    20. 30th May 2011 20:26
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      Quote By Mentor
      Jaluo nyeupe: Uliambiwa Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno jumamosi ukadakia - "Oduor usiwase huyo jiko hapa ju mamosi watajaa kwa nyumba"
      ahahahaaa! Aloo mi hapana taka utani, tapiga biswa ya mbavu wewe mpaka naingia ndani.
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    21. 30th May 2011 20:29
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      Mentor nasikia kwenu mna sura mbaya mpaka polisi huwatumia nyie kuwatisha wahalifu ili waseme ukweli. Kweli nyie ni polisi jamii.
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