Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From your wifewoo to your broda, from your broda to our maidwoo, from our maidwoo to your fadda,from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to her husbaaand,from him to me,from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole village will be infected! So in the name of GODwoo...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo abeg abegwoo!!!!!!