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    1. 6th November 2010 07:59
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      Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
      Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
      Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
      Man: Why mom?
      Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From your wifewoo to your broda, from your broda to our maidwoo, from our maidwoo to your fadda,from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to her husbaaand,from him to me,from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole village will be infected! So in the name of GODwoo...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo abeg abegwoo!!!!!!
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    2. 6th November 2010 12:41
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      ha ha haaaaaaaa, hee hii kali mno kaka, yaani infidelity to the maximum,

      mh yani hiyo balaaa!!!
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    3. 6th November 2010 14:46
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      Huo ndio mduara haswaaa, its fun
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      Like it
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    5. 7th November 2010 20:20
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      Heheheheehe! you made my day My Broda, ........
      Do Something......
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    6. 7th November 2010 20:24
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      Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
      Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
      Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
      Man: Why mom?
      Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be infected. From your wifewoo to your broda, from your broda to our maidwoo, from our maidwoo to your fadda,from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to her husbaaand,from him to me,from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole village will be infected! So in the name of GODwoo...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEwoo abeg abegwoo!!!!!!
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    7. 8th November 2010 06:17
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      It would be good if this was purely a joke. But I think such situations do actually happen.
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