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    1. 20th August 2009 20:27
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      Kid: daddy I need more money!
      Daddy: I have no more left!
      Kid: Then I won't tell you who was sleeping with momy when you were gone.

      Mzee anajipinda anamshikisha, then anamvuta pembeni na kumwambia

      Daddy: Ok, son, tell me who was that one!
      Kid: It is me dady!when are you travelling again? I enjoy sleeping in your nice bedroom with mom!
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    2. 20th August 2009 20:32
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      Hii kali mkuu! Naona mzee alifikiri kapata mwanya wa kumnasa mkewe. Kumbe hamna kitu. Duh! mtoto ana akili!
      God writes straight with crooked lines.
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    3. 24th August 2009 22:20
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      Hii kali mkuu! Naona mzee alifikiri kapata mwanya wa kumnasa mkewe. Kumbe hamna kitu. Duh! mtoto ana akili!
      Mkuu hata ungukuwa lazima ungetoa pesa, ukichukulia kwamba watoto wanaaminika sana!
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    4. 25th August 2009 12:25
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      haka katoto lazima ni ka great thinker bwana
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    5. 25th August 2009 23:39
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      Quote By Mwana va Mutwa
      haka katoto lazima ni ka great thinker bwana
      Labda kaliwahi kusikia mzozo kati ya baba na mama halafu kanajua mzee ni mbinde, kakaona hapa ndio pa kuvutia peasa. I agree, haka katoto ni ka thinker!Ila watoto wanamaajabu napenda sana kuwa observe watoto na mambo yao between age 3 to 11.
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    6. 26th August 2009 11:08
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      Wallahi kama ningekuwa mimi ndo baba ningemnyang'anya mshiko niliompa!! afu ningemuahidi zawadi nyingine
      Don't regret what you said, regret what you didn't say when you had the chance....!"
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    7. 27th August 2009 01:12
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      Wallahi kama ningekuwa mimi ndo baba ningemnyang'anya mshiko niliompa!! afu ningemuahidi zawadi nyingine
      Mkuu hapo utakuwa hujakatendea haki maana hayo ni malipo ya habari ambayo ni kweli tena kweli tupu na uliona ni worthy paying for it.
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    8. 27th August 2009 13:09
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      Quote By Kamuna
      Mkuu hapo utakuwa hujakatendea haki maana hayo ni malipo ya habari ambayo ni kweli tena kweli tupu na uliona ni worthy paying for it.
      hahahahhaha kwakweli maaan baba kataka umbea na mtoto kamu outsmart, nimeipenda hiyo
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      " To the Degree that you believe you will achieve"
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    9. 10th September 2010 00:07
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      Hao ndio watotot wa Dot com generation!
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    10. 10th September 2010 00:38
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      nafikiria baba alivyomvuta pembeni alikuwa na shauku ya kuandaa kipondo kwa mam!!!
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    11. 10th September 2010 12:24
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      Quote By Kamuna
      Mkuu hata ungukuwa lazima ungetoa pesa, ukichukulia kwamba watoto wanaaminika sana!
      Aaa wapi watoto wote si wa kuaminika, kama haka kabwana mdogo kamemtega mdingi ili kapate mshiko!
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    12. 10th September 2010 14:53
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      Aaa wapi watoto wote si wa kuaminika, kama haka kabwana mdogo kamemtega mdingi ili kapate mshiko!
      kina madenge now days wako wengi
      "BUSINESS FOR FRIENDSHIP IS BETTER THAN FRIENDSHIP FOR BUSINESS"
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      kina madenge now days wako wengi
      Ukitaka kuhakikisha hili yafanye ya Baba na mama wakiwa wanaona
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