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      Default "Tonight son we are Zulus!"

      An airplane is flying over the United States of America at night.
      The Pilot say: "Ladies and Gentleman the plane is loosing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out".
      A little later ,the pilot says:"we are still loosing altitude,we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
      Tha plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
      Pilot:"still going down-we must throw out some people".
      There's a big gasp from the passengers!
      Pilot:"but to make this fair,passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So.....A...any Africans on board?"
      -No moves.
      "B...any Blacks on board?"
      -No moves.
      "C....any Carribean on board?"
      Still no one move. A little later black boy asks his dady: "Dad,....what are we?"
      Dad: "Tonight Son We are Zulus"

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      Quote By fisherscom View Post

      So.....A...any Africans on board?"
      -No moves.

      "Tonight Son We are Zulus"
      I thought Zulus were Africans...

      The joke is dud...
      The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion

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