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Old 2nd July 2009, 06:47 PM   #1
Mwanamke Mwenye Kiuno Chembamba Kama Nyigu
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Kutokana na jinsi kiuno chake kilivyo chembamba sana watu wengi ambao huona picha zake hudhania labda ni picha za kutengenezwa kwa kutumia photoshop lakini ukweli ni kwamba mwanamke huyu yupo kweli duniani na ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya dunia ya binadamu mwenye kiuno chembamba kuliko wote duniani. Pichani Cathie Jung mkazi wa Connecticut Marekani ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya kuwa na kiuno chembamba sana kuliko watu wote duniani akiwa na kiuno chenye ukubwa wa inchi 15 (sentimeta 3 tu)
 
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Kutokana na jinsi kiuno chake kilivyo chembamba sana watu wengi ambao huona picha zake hudhania labda ni picha za kutengenezwa kwa kutumia photoshop lakini ukweli ni kwamba mwanamke huyu yupo kweli duniani na ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya dunia ya binadamu mwenye kiuno chembamba kuliko wote duniani. Pichani Cathie Jung mkazi wa Connecticut Marekani ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya kuwa na kiuno chembamba sana kuliko watu wote duniani akiwa na kiuno chenye ukubwa wa inchi 15 (sentimeta 3 tu)

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Du! hii imetulia, i've never seen this before.
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Kutokana na jinsi kiuno chake kilivyo chembamba sana watu wengi ambao huona picha zake hudhania labda ni picha za kutengenezwa kwa kutumia photoshop lakini ukweli ni kwamba mwanamke huyu yupo kweli duniani na ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya dunia ya binadamu mwenye kiuno chembamba kuliko wote duniani. Pichani Cathie Jung mkazi wa Connecticut Marekani ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya kuwa na kiuno chembamba sana kuliko watu wote duniani akiwa na kiuno chenye ukubwa wa inchi 15 (sentimeta 3 tu)
Duuuh!
kwa hesabu hizo nishushe hapahapa!

"inchi 15(3cm)????????????????

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Kutokana na jinsi kiuno chake kilivyo chembamba sana watu wengi ambao huona picha zake hudhania labda ni picha za kutengenezwa kwa kutumia photoshop lakini ukweli ni kwamba mwanamke huyu yupo kweli duniani na ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya dunia ya binadamu mwenye kiuno chembamba kuliko wote duniani. Pichani Cathie Jung mkazi wa Connecticut Marekani ndiye anayeshikilia rekodi ya kuwa na kiuno chembamba sana kuliko watu wote duniani akiwa na kiuno chenye ukubwa wa inchi 15 (sentimeta 3 tu)
Noma mkuu,1 inch = 2.54 centimeters hivyo basi 15inches=38.1cm.

Ili upate picha vizuri hii ni karibu sawa na kipenyo cha sentimeta 12!
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Hichi kiuno naona kama kituko.
mummy hapo umesema hata kama hiyo namba nane duh!!! hapo tooooo muuuuuuch
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