Topic: Harakati za kutafuta kazi

Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye quiz ya
kuongea, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo mbalimbali ya
kimaisha walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili
akitoka ampatie mwenzie majibu.
Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na watahiniwa walishagundua kuwa maswali
yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza alipotoka
akaamua kumpatia mwenzie majibu tu.
SWALI LA 1 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHEN WAS TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT IT POSTPONED TO
1961 DUE TO MANY REASONS.
SWALI LA 2 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHO BROUGHT INDEPENDENCE?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE
AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
SWALI LA 3 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: IT BELIEVES THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING
THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?
JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
STILL INVESTIGETING.

Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri na
kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo ndani ya
chumba cha mtihani.
SWALI LA 1 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED TO 1961.
SWALI KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE
AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
SWALI LA 3 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: OHHHHHH MY GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?
JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
STILL INVESTIGETING.

hahahahahhaha umenifurahisha sanaaaaa!

Hahahaha.? Kweli we panzi , lol

Hahahahahaha mbavu sina!

huyo wa pili ndo genius.....i lk it

pumbavu.

hiyo ni kali

By felinda

huyo wa pili ndo genius.....i lk it

Kauwaaa Swali la 3 vizuri tehtehteh. kama akili zetu za mwili ndomana tunaenda ma hospitali.

hahahhhhh!!!!!!!!!hi kali!!!jamani feki hadi kwenye interview

sasa unafikiri ungefanya nn hapo na elimu ya bongo ni polifix.

Safi hiyo.

Dah! so interesting!..Yale yale yakuiga hadi jina!....

apewe kazi uyo

Starting......... Lisemwalo lipo!

Safi sana mkuuu we ni nooooooouuumaaaa nimekukubali

Gr8t thnker nae hyo wa 2!

huyo wa pili ametoa majibu safi sana.

Jana walikasirika basi leo chekeni.