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    1. 10th July 2012 14:55
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      Mwanasheria alikua na mbwa wake.Siku moja mbwa aliingia Buchani akaiba nyama na kukimbia.
      Muuza nyama akamfuata Mwanasheria. "Mbwa wako akiingia buchani kwangu nakuiba nyama, Je napaswa kukudai malipo?"
      Mwanasheria: "Ndio"
      Muuza nyama: Ok nakudai 12,000/=
      Mwanasheria akamlipa Muuza nyama.
      Baada ya siku kama nne hivi muuza nyama alikuta bahasha buchani kwake,alipoifungua ilikua karatasi imetoka kwa Mwanasheria imeandikwa "45,000/=, ada ya kumwona Mwanasheria (Consultation Fee)"
      "Serikali inayowashwa wananchi tu ndo wakunaji"
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    2. 10th July 2012 19:07
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      Quote By Mtanzanika View Post
      Mwanasheria alikua na mbwa wake.Siku moja mbwa aliingia Buchani akaiba nyama na kukimbia.
      Muuza nyama akamfuata Mwanasheria. "Mbwa wako akiingia buchani kwangu nakuiba nyama, Je napaswa kukudai malipo?"
      Mwanasheria: "Ndio"
      Muuza nyama: Ok nakudai 12,000/=
      Mwanasheria akamlipa Muuza nyama.
      Baada ya siku kama nne hivi muuza nyama alikuta bahasha buchani kwake,alipoifungua ilikua karatasi imetoka kwa Mwanasheria imeandikwa "45,000/=, ada ya kumwona Mwanasheria (Consultation Fee)"
      So what??????=)))))))))))
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    3. 10th July 2012 19:09
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      Default Re: Mwanasheria na muuza nyama

      Duh huyo mwanasheria ni bomba la jembe
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    4. 10th July 2012 19:11
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      Si mchezo. Swali moja tu malipo kibao...
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    5. 10th July 2012 19:22
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      Ha ha ha ha!nimeipenda hiyo!na mimi ntaanza kucharge consultation fee!
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    6. 10th July 2012 23:34
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      Safi sana
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    7. 11th July 2012 13:01
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      So what??????=)))))))))))
      Kwani Great Thinker wangu wewe ulikua unatakaje?!!?!?!?!?
      "Serikali inayowashwa wananchi tu ndo wakunaji"
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    8. 11th July 2012 15:45
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      kidogo........
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    9. 11th July 2012 19:30
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      Kwani Great Thinker wangu wewe ulikua unatakaje?!!?!?!?!?
      I'm sure huyu jamaa hajakuelewa but mimi nimekusoma vizuri kabisa,bravo!
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    10. 18th July 2012 10:30
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      I'm sure huyu jamaa hajakuelewa but mimi nimekusoma vizuri kabisa,bravo!
      Pamoja mkuu
      "Serikali inayowashwa wananchi tu ndo wakunaji"
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    11. 18th July 2012 10:45
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      Wanasema "elimu ikukomboe". . .
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