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    1. 4th July 2012 20:33
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      Default Mama na mwana

      Mama mmoja mswahili na
      mwanawe wa miaka 5
      walikuwa ndani ya taxi
      usiku wakapitishwa mitaa
      ambayo kuna wanawake
      wanajiuza:-

      MTOTO:"Mama hao watu
      waliosimama kando ya
      barabara wanafanya nini?"


      MAMA:"Wanasubiri
      wanaume zao watoke
      kazini waje kuwachua warudi nao nyumbani."

      TAXI
      DRIVER:"Aaaah mama
      acha uwongo mwambie
      mtoto ukweli...hao ni
      malaya na hapo walipo
      wanasubiri wanaume wafanye sex nao kwa malipo!"

      MTOTO:"Mama na watoto
      wanaozaliwa na hawa
      wanawake hufanya nini?"

      MAMA:"Wanakuwa
      madereva wa taxi!"
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    2. 4th July 2012 21:11
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      Default Re: Mama na mwana

      Haaaahaaha! Tax driver amekoma
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    3. 5th July 2012 14:11
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      Default Re: Mama na mwana

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
      kama tamu "RAMBA!"
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